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  Tommy Lee and Pamela Pics Inside!

  by Danielson in

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  ahha you sex crazed apostates!

  just kidding,well you are sex crazed,and you are apostate.....anyhoo i'm admitting the truth,i'm a jw addicted to apostacy and i need help!jeeezzz couldn't stay off the thing for two days even!

  naeb, you were right!

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  I`m addicted to VioletAnai!!!
  Daniel let me know when you need some advice on leaving we all have some great ideas for you!

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  Post quotes from bible you are skeptical of

  by ashitaka in

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  thought this might be interesting to both religous and non-religous types.. perhaps leaving out revalation might be a good idea.....you know why, but if you've got one from there, go right ahead and post it.. mine is a popular one:.

  isaiah 2:4, revised standard version.

  "he shall judge between the nations, and shall decide for many peoples; and they shall beat their swords into plowshears, and spear into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war anymore.".

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  There are so many I can`t choose!
  http://www.Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com/

  Ok here`s a few:

  1) The Bible makes no references to oral sex. That's not to say the
  > Bible has nothing to say about the matter! Far from it! Let's examine
  > what the Bible does say about sex, and what our attitudes toward sex
  > should be if we would like to be considered 'friends' of God, as
  > Abraham was. (2 Chronicles 20:7)
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  > (2) Abraham married his half-sister, Sarah. (Genesis 20:12) Although
  > we today hold incest to be a grave crime against the victim, the Bible

  > makes it clear that incest is a joyous activity, to be indulged in
  > with liquor, as Lot did with his two daughters. (Genesis 19:30-38). In

  > this modern society, we may find ourselves shrinking back from such an

  > idea. Indeed, the world generally holds an opinion contrary to that of

  > God's word the Bible, but should we really let that sway our opinion?
  > The apostle Peter makes it clear that Lot's night of drunken incest
  > had no ill effect upon his standing with God, calling Lot "righteous."

  > (2 Peter 2:7,8)
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  > (3) Then too, is the example of King Solomon. King Solomon was favored

  > with 'wisdom and riches and glory' more than any other man before him
  > or since. (1 Kings 3:10-13) Should we not heed the fine example of
  > someone so favored by God in our own lives? King Solomon had over 700
  > wives - many of whom he no doubt had sex with. But it is interesting
  > to note that the Bible also says Solomon had 300 concubines. Webster's

  > dictionary gives us a better idea of what a concubine is: concubine
  > \Con"cu*bine\, n. [F., fr. L. concubina; to lie down, to lie
  > together.] 1. A woman who cohabits with a man without being his wife;
  > a paramour. Clearly, the Bible shows that it is fine for us to take
  > care of all our many wives, but that if we need a little sexual
  > variety on the side, concubines are a welcome provision of our loving
  > creator, Jehovah God.
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  > (4) Although the Bible does not mention oral sex, there are certain
  > Biblical guidelines that any true Christian would want to consider,
  > since the Bible is 'inspired and beneficial for teaching.' (2 Timothy
  > 3:16) The Bible makes it clear that to engage in sex of any sort with
  > a prostitute is a waste of good money. (Proverbs 29:3, NIV) It also
  > shows our fine brothers among us that they must never ejaculate onto
  > the ground, for fear that God may strike them dead. (Genesis 38:9,10).

  > Clearly then, if we are going to engage in oral sex, we would want to
  > do it only with a member of our immediate family, or with a concubine,

  > and only if they are willing to swallow.
  >
  > Questions: (1) Does the Bible have nothing to say about sex? (2a) What

  > does the Bible say about having sex with two women at the same time?
  > (2b) What if those two women are your daughters? (3a) How many
  > orifices did King Solomon have at his disposal? (3b) What is the
  > Bible's view about keeping concubines? (4) What Biblical advice should

  > we follow if we want to have oral sex?
  >

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  Where Would You Live If You Could???

  by LB in

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  i have been many places.

  a few years ago i left california to move to oregon so life could slow down a bit.

  it has and i love it here.

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  I will see you all in The New System of Things where we will all live happily ever after,looking forward to the first Apostfest there also!

  But really I love living Canada and I travel all over for fun!

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  What is your favourite spliff music?

  by Mr Ben in

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  a nice pure weed joint, a cold can of guiness.... what music would you recommend?

  - far over, by burning spear.

  cool reggae riffs.. - green, by steve hillage.

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  Pink Floyd "The Wall"
  Bob Marley -Everything-

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  Watchtower "Freedom"

  by Quotes in

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  am i the only one that appreciates the irony of the wtbts asking this question to their members?.

  *** g90 3/22 25-7 should i get baptized?

  young people ask .

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  Yes Brother Quotes this is why we love old publications! If one could insert there own penis in there anal cavity would you be screwing yourself?

  THAT YOU SHOULD REFER TO THE OLDER PUBLICATIONS (WT June 15 1985 P.12)

  YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO EXHIBIT FREEDOM OF THOUGHT(AWAKE June 8 1994 P21)

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  XJW National Lottery Syndicate . . let's have FUN!

  by nicolaou in

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  here are my two tickets for tonight's draw, and here's my promise - if i scoop the jackpot, i'll share it with everyone who replies to this post before 7.30pm gmt!!.

  for clarity, the numbers are;.

  6 - 7 - 12 - 14 - 19 - 37. okay, so the odds are seven million to one but hey, it's about time we had a bit of a laugh.......and you never know!.

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  I`m in Brother,but can a Canadian share in the wealth? What are the legal issues?

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  Weekly Watchtower Quote

  by Beans in

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  hello brothers and sisters:.

  i hope everyone had a productive week in service and enjoyed the meetings!

  this weeks quote from the watchtower http://www.quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/ may help us understand where our great provider is looks down to help guide us through the times of great tribulation!

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  Another great link! http://www.consumptionjunction.com/home.asp
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  UN-Baptizmal Service

  by Beans in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hello friends:.

  for all of you who have left the borg and want to truley reverse the curse we here at apostacon congregation along with our quotes membership are offering a new service "un-baptizmal service"!!!.

  yes,you and others will be swept away to the un-baptizmal pool in a first class fasion where you will receive your souvenir apostate towl.the un-dunking process will begin and after completion you will be officially an apostate!.

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  Dear Puffsrule:

  This ceremony will be held within the next 2 months in Toronto Canada at one of our fine OFFICIAL PUBS,details to come!

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  Movie that could describe your experience as a jw?

  by Nicolas in

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  personnally, i thing that the movie "the matrix" and the movie "the truman show" really describe my experience in the wbts.

  when i discovered the truth about the "truth", my perception of the reality became really different.

  all that i have been taught was just a big lie.

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  GHOSTBUSTERS
  Who ya gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

  Yes those crazy demonic demonds are all bottled up in every Kingdom hall all over the world waiting for THE MAGIC KINGDOM to come!And when it does(WE DON`T KNOW THE DAY OR TIME)all the little JW children can suck em all up!

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  Do you see many jw's at your door?

  by terafera in

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  this has probably been addressed before, but.... the other day a philipino man knocked on our door.

  my husband answered it, and a nice elderly man said something in philipino to us, holding a watchtower and awake.

  my husband said we only spoke english, and the old man smiled, said something and left.

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  Terafera:

  I would come to your door sister but I don`t speak Philipino!
  I found out how to get them there,just fill out this form and have all your APOSTATE literature ready for them! https://watch001.securesites.com/contact/submit.htm
  Yes,only a few minuites of your time typing in the blanks and a representative will be swept away to your door ready to answer any bible related question with the answer you already know!

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