This is very interesting,
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Why Jehovahs Witnesses have mental problems!
by Beans2 in.
this is very interesting,.
http://www.premier1.net/~raines/mental.html.
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A joke about Beans
by Beans2 in> > > >once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.. > > > >she loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very.
> embarrassing.
> > > >and somewhat lively reaction to her.. > > > >.
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> > > >Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
> > > >She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very
> embarrassing
> > > >and somewhat lively reaction to her.
> > > >
> > > >Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent
> that
> > > >they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and
gentle
> > > >man,
> > > >he would never go for this carrying on." She made the supreme
sacrifice
> > and
> > > >gave up beans.
> > > >
> > > >Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since
> she
> > > >lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she
would
> > be
> > > >late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small
diner
> > and
> > > >the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she
> > still
> > > >had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill
effects
> by
> > > >the time she reached home.
> > > >
> > > >So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed
> > three
> > > >large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted, and
upon
> > > >arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.
> > > >
> > > >Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly,
> > "Darling,
> > > >I
> > > >have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led
> her
> > to
> > > >her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about
to
> > > >remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her
> > promise
> > > >not to touch the blindfold until he returned.
> > > >
> > > >He then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans she had
consumed
> > were
> > > >still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable,
so
> > > >while her husband was out of the room she seized the
> > > >opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not
> only
> > > >loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in
> > front
> > > >of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her
> > > >vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three
more,
> > > >which reminded her of cooked cabbage.
> > > >
> > > >Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she
went
> on
> > > >like this for another ten minutes.
> > > >When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she
> fanned
> > > >the
> > > >air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded
> her
> > > >hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.
> > > >
> > > >She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned,
apologizing
> > for
> > > >taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that
> she
> > > >had
> > > >not.
> > > >
> > > >At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!
There
> > were
> > > >twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy
> > > >Birthday"!!!Beans
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I saved some lives today! Found a TRACT
by Beans2 intoday i was working in the subway here in toronto and i looked over at a public phone and i saw what seemed to be a tract, so over i went and yes it was!
mysteriously placed so one could see it, no doubt counted as a placement and a few hours on the report.
so later on i am walking up the stairs and again i see this piece of paper, yet another tract of a different name.. so by taking these tracts i believe i may have saved someones life from the pain and suffering we have all been through.
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Beans2
Today I was working in the Subway here in Toronto and I looked over at a public phone and I saw what seemed to be a TRACT, so over I went and yes it was! Mysteriously placed so one could see it, no doubt counted as a placement and a few hours on the report. So later on I am walking up the stairs and again I see this piece of paper, yet another TRACT of a different name.
So by taking these TRACTS I believe I may have saved someones life from the pain and suffering we have all been through. The first one was called "What Hope for dead loved ones?" and the other "Who Really Rules The World?" a hand clutching the globe. Funny thing about the second one no mention of Revelations or the United Nations!
What really get me was a quote from the NWT on the first TRACT "The righteous themselves will possess the earth, and they will reside forever upon it Isaiah 26:19, if you ask me that means that humans will live on earth forever and not you yourself! The other funny thing was how they quoted from the KJV at the beginning of theis TRACT, funny EH!
Beans
Canadian District Overbeer
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Jehovah is a forgiving God
by Beans2 inas jehovah leads the faithful and discreet slave how has it contributed to your life and what does the slave mean to you?.
to me it is the right spiritual food at the right time!.
agapa.
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Beans2
As Jehovah leads the Faithful and Discreet Slave how has it contributed to your life and what does the slave mean to you?
To me it is the right spiritual food at the right time!
Agapa
Beans