Life as a JW was very unusual. Or, maybe not.
Or maybe YES!
* A P.O. who used to beat his kids with a peice of pipe while saying 'no pain no gain' as he wacked them;
* An elder's wife who accused half the congregation of gluttony because of the abundance of food provided at the wake (by congregation members) after the burial of a young sister. This sister was not only resourceful but she was mean with it;
* An elder's son who embezzled thousands of dollars from the company he worked for then left the country only to be seen some weeks later posing on the cover of some magazine;
* A brother who left his wife for another sister in the congregation, they were disfellowshipped, then married, were reinstated, and I have since learnt that he has left his second wife but this time for his step daughter to his first wife...a bit of a Woody Allen trick...eeek!
* A sister who used to admire your dress and then ask where you got it from, only to be seen with the exact same dress the following week...ggggrrr...what a pain in the ass she was;
* A zealous couple who sold all their worldy things like stereo equipment, CD's, TV etc, in an effort to simplify their lives...only trouble was they sold it all to the elder that gave the talk on simplifying one's life... sheesh;
* An eccentric older sister who would NEVER wait in line - not in the bank, not in the supermarket, not even at the magazine counter. She would just barge past the line of people and she would hobble like she had a bad leg, which she does, but it doesn't stop her from mowing her lawns or trimming her hedges; (oh yeah, Hi Nan LOL)
If I think of more, I'll be back
~Beck~