changeling,
A new day, a new way.
JK
dumb all over,.
dumb all over,.
dumb all over,.
changeling,
A new day, a new way.
JK
this is something my wife and i were discussing the other day .
in a general view of religious people - most religious people feel it makes them holier, better, or on a higher moral plane claiming to worship god in an organized religion.
in the jehovah's witnesses view - the outside world is evil, and they claim that if you get away from their religion , and " fall away" a person is doomed to go astray, doing various sundry things like murder, adultery, stealing, orgies, because " they claim " that they have fallen " out of " god's favor.
Conversely, it doesn't work the other way either.
We're dumb all over!
JK
this is something my wife and i were discussing the other day .
in a general view of religious people - most religious people feel it makes them holier, better, or on a higher moral plane claiming to worship god in an organized religion.
in the jehovah's witnesses view - the outside world is evil, and they claim that if you get away from their religion , and " fall away" a person is doomed to go astray, doing various sundry things like murder, adultery, stealing, orgies, because " they claim " that they have fallen " out of " god's favor.
Not at all.
JK
dumb all over,.
dumb all over,.
dumb all over,.
Dumb All Over - Frank Zappa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W5hSNYjpUg
(dedicated to the slice-and-dice folk)
Whoever we are
Wherever were from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
Its gonna take a lot more
Than tryin to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it the earth
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near n far
Dumb all over,
Black n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin the bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Dont believe in the book
We got over here
You cant run a race
Without no feet
n pretty soon
There wont be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it wont blow up
n disappear
Itll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You cant run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless theres a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
The good book says:
(it gotta be that way!)
But their book says:
Revenge the crusades...
With whips n chains
n hand grenades...
Two arms? two arms?
Have another and another
Our God says:
There aint no other!
Our God says
Its all okay!
Our God says
This is the way!
It says in the book:
Burn n destroy...
n repent, n redeem
n revenge, n deploy
n rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
cause they dont go for whats in the book
n that makes em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise our god
(cause he can really take care of business!)
And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
Its okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
cause if we dont do it,
We aint gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book youre using at the
Time...cant use theirs... it dont work
...its all lies...gotta use mine...)
Aint that right?
Thats what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we cant really be dumb
If were just following gods orders
Hey, lets get serious...
God knows what hes doin
He wrote this book here
An the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So...
If were dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an maybe even a little ugly on the side)
JK
Nlfy,
Way to go, you non-n00b!
JK
i am a broker.
i really do take care of my clients.
recently, a "brother" told me he finances hard money loans.
wha,
You warned him, just CYA with the government. It is his own consequence, you are doing nothing wrong by reporting him. The elders can't touch you.
JK
i am going to have an interview for a chirpractor's assistant's job this morning.
i was raised in a family of chiropractors and this looks like a good fit for me.
please send out the prayers and thoughts from now through the interview at 8:30 am and through out the day in the minds of the interviewers.
FHN,
I missed this earlier, but send positive vibes for you to get the job. Let us know how the interview went.
JK
http://www.thesecret.tv/optimists-creed/.
i promise myself.
to be strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.
LTF,
I needed that positive energy, thank you for posting it.
JK
A hard to believe fact:
I never really cared for scotch or beer.
JK
has anyone else followed the predictions of these whackjobs?
just so you all know about them, they have predicted about 20 nuclear attacks and the start of armaggedon each year for as long as i have followed them.
to enable you to get all of your affairs in order, here is their latest prediction:.
beks,
I am growing to like OBVES' posts more lately. The more crazy things get, the more normal he seems.
JK