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  Traffic Ticket

  by belbab in

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  2. humour

  here is a smart rcmp officer.

  the rcmp officer.

  a mountie stops a driver for running a red light.

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  Here is a smart RCMP officerTHE RCMP OFFICER

  A Mountie stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

  When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The Mountie says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an Asshole!"

  Two months later they're in court. The "Violator" has such a bad driving record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?" Officer responds, "Yes sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top. Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?" Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."Lawyer: "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

  Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile Sir."

  Lawyer: "Aggressive and Hostile?"

  Officer: "Yes Sir?

  Lawyer: "Officer, Are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?" Officer: "Well Sir, You know your client better than I do!" belbab
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  Apostate Dictionary

  by cameo-d in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i have noticed that so many of you have coined new words.

  i find them hilarious.

  i would love to have a list of them along with the original author if possible.

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  Rebel 8

  Your list along with your explanations of the terms is quite impressive when you add them all up.

  I am sure there are many more out there. I remember them and then I forget them in about three seconds if I don't write them down.

  As for your entry for UADNA, I believe you are right. I used to use the term when it was popular. I took it to be a ruse to get WT trolls to believe there was a large clandestine organisation out there encircling them like wolves in the night. I don't think there was any collaboration between those who used the term, one just had to catch on and just use the term and then you enlisted yourself as a member. Perhaps others who used the term could supply their take on the term.

  Here is another one I remember if the spelling and my interpetation is right.

  Perps...... short for perpretators, applied to pedophiles.

  belbab
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  Apostate Dictionary

  by cameo-d in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i have noticed that so many of you have coined new words.

  i find them hilarious.

  i would love to have a list of them along with the original author if possible.

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  I don't know whether any of you are aware of it, but one JW has compiled a theocratese glossary on line giving WT jargon. Many of the entries are quite orthodox, but some are hilarious. Elderette is one he mentions in a negative lite. The site is: http://jehovah.to/glos/index.html

  here are some more JWD terms

  fluff threads

  newbies

  fundies

  Another favourite of mine: The world-wide pedophile protection fund, used to refer to WT donations.

  Also there are many avatar names, my all time favourite is "dung beatle" a dung beatle rolls up excrement in little balls for future nurishment.

  belbab
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  Why is Pharaoh's name not given in the book of Genesis?

  by VM44 in

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  2. bible

  why is pharaoh's (or rather pharaohs', as there were more than one) not given in the book of genesis?.

  did the writer (or compiler) of the book have something to gain by not being precise as to the idientity of pharaoh?.

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  How many of you know the name of the Queen of England, what name was she born with?

  Off hand I don't know.

  How about Stalin's name? I know the word means "Man of Steel" but his real name I don't know.

  belbab
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  Apostate Dictionary

  by cameo-d in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i have noticed that so many of you have coined new words.

  i find them hilarious.

  i would love to have a list of them along with the original author if possible.

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  Addition to "Hounders"

  Hounders-- elders

  Hounder Hounders-- circuit overseers

  Hounders of the Hounder Hounders--district overseers

  Long distance Hounders -- Teddy J et al
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  Apostate Dictionary

  by cameo-d in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i have noticed that so many of you have coined new words.

  i find them hilarious.

  i would love to have a list of them along with the original author if possible.

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  belbab

  I like

  "boasting session"

  referring to District assemblies etc.

  Don't know who coined it but it sure is appropriate.

  belbab
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  Sad, Sad, Sad, and God damn!

  by belbab in

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  2. current

  i don't know if anyone has posted this, but if so it merits a reposting.

  i am sorry to post it here at the beginning of a new year at a time of happiness.

  http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1143725179/iranian_boys_arm_crushed_for_stealing.

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  My curses have returned on my own head. I am sorry I passed this on from a person who sent me a big HAPPY NEW YEAR. I do not want to be part of fomenting and enflaming hatred in the world.

  Thanks all for dowsing the flames of hatred that seeks to devour the world.

  belbab, hound doggy and sorry assed
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  Sad, Sad, Sad, and God damn!

  by belbab in

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  2. current

  i don't know if anyone has posted this, but if so it merits a reposting.

  i am sorry to post it here at the beginning of a new year at a time of happiness.

  http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1143725179/iranian_boys_arm_crushed_for_stealing.

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  I don't know if anyone has posted this, but if so it merits a reposting. I am sorry to post it here at the beginning of a New Year at a time of happiness.

  http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1143725179/Iranian_Boys_Arm_Crushed_for_Stealing

  belbab
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  JWs and Multi-level marketing

  by belbab in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  someone, who was a jw a long time ago, sent me a message promoting an expensive cure-all drink called noni from tahiti.

  i thought i would do a research on it and found out it is an expensive multi-level marketing scheme.. i found an interesting quote at the following site: (it is evident in the text that the witnesses are jehovh's witnesses).

  http://noni.worldwidewarning.net/www/noni-utah-mormon-and-mlm.

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  Someone, who was a JW a long time ago, sent me a message promoting an expensive cure-all drink called Noni from Tahiti. I thought I would do a research on it and found out it is an expensive multi-level marketing scheme.

  I found an interesting quote at the following site: (it is evident in the text that the Witnesses are Jehovh's Witnesses)

  http://noni.worldwidewarning.net/www/noni-utah-mormon-and-mlm

  A participant on an internet forum

  has the following to say in relation to the claims made in the above PDF;

  "Also, all the witness I know have joined the Mormons in selling a product called Tahitian Noni juice. That’s right, the Witness’s and the Mormon’s. WOW. Together in multilevel (pyramid) marketing of a "miracle cure-all". I remember a time when the witnesses took great pride in stating how "non-worldly" they were. Can it get anymore worldly than doing multilevel marketing with maybe the nations most capitalistic/worldly/conservative/pro America religious organization, the Mormons! I remember when a Witness’s despise of the Mormon’s could only be compared to their despise of the Catholic’s. I have seen my wife laugh Mormon’s off our property when they showed up at our door during their service endeavors. Now they all get together in Orem, Utah at Morinda world headquarters for sales convention’s, etc. I would love to see one of those convention’s. I wonder if the Mormon’s start the convention with a Pledge of Allegiance or by playing the National Anthem just to drive the Witness’s crazy. A couple Mormon’s own the corporation, therefore, the Witness’s are working for them. Helping them finance the Mormon religion."

  I was wondering if any one here has heard of this scheme and know of any JWs that were or are a part of it? Or do you know of any other similar scheme that money hungry Jaydubs delight to take part in.

  belbab.
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  Message from Dawgod

  by belbab in

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  2. friends

  hi one and all, joan and i wish you all a very happy christmas and a very happy new year!

  may your enthusiasm for life be that of this dog as portrayed at the following link, http://www.maniacworld.com/dog-having-a-blast-in-the-snow.html joan and walter

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  Hi One and All, Joan and I wish you all a Very happy Christmas and a very Happy New Year! May your enthusiasm for life be that of this Dog as portrayed at the following link, http://www.maniacworld.com/dog-having-a-blast-in-the-snow.html Joan and Walter