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  had a car crash today...

  by termite 35 in

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  hi everyone;feeling sorry for myself and i'm really bored .

  did'nt have a very good day today,,, .

  i was wearing my seatbelt so luckily did'nt hit the windscreen i saw him in my mirror a couple of seconds before he hit and i could'nt do a thing-it was awful, waiting for the impact, i was thrown forwards, then back again.

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  Bendrr

  {{{{{{{{{{{termite!!!}}}}}}}}}}

  It's going to hurt much worse in a day or so. Been there done that, head-on collision with a drunk driver.

  Don't worry about the car, you'll get another, or you may find out it can be fixed even! Just take it easy and let the wounds heal.

  Oh and that part about

  I'm on pain killers so I can't even have a drink to calm my nerves

  Um, here's a little hint. A cold beer makes the painkiller work MUCH better if they gave you hydrocodone or codeine. If they gave you oxycontin/oxycodone, give it back! Don't touch that stuff!

  Mike.
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  What Is Your Dream Car

  by SanFranciscoJim in

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  i love my little neon and wouldn't get rid of it for anything, but if i could have my "dream" car, it would be this:.

  1972 citroen maserati sm coupe.

  what's your "dream" car?

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  Bendrr

  But not any Lambo. Oh no! Think of the cost of replacement parts, not to mention having to wait on them to be shipped from Italy. No my friends, that baby is a kit car. A Countach replica body built on a custom tube frame powered by a small-block Chevy engine. All the power for a fraction of the cost.

  One day I WILL have one!

  Mike. (settling for a '79 Camaro for now)
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  The World according to George Bush

  by Hamas in

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  to quote george bush:

  we must collectively get after those that, kill, in the name of, i dunno, some kind of false religion .

  there i was sitting around the foriegn table, er, the er, table of foriegn leaders .

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  Hey Hamas, just remember one thing. We've got more nu-ku-ler weapons than "they" do!

  Mike, who can at least pronounce "nuclear" correctly even with a southern accent.
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  And so the threats begin !

  by NEWWORLDSLACKER in

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  well im back from my " relaxing trip to the coast "........ and apparently wile i was gone my jw father in law stepped up his plan for total jw world domination .

  he has now officially threatened me with dfing .

  and informed my wife that by my continued association with a disassociated person i am placing myself in jeopardy of changing my inactive status into a situation that needs to be handled in a judicial manner.

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  {{NWS}}

  I don't really have any advice to give, coming from a family lost to The Empire myself. Fight them tooth and nail my friend. When you said your wife told you that your view of "the truth" was accurate after all it sounds like you've already gained important ground. Don't give up!

  Mike.
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  Anti-Americanism

  by Englishman in

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  how do you define someone as anti-american?

  if you strongly disapprove of, say, america's foreign policies, yet basically have an affection for american people, does this still make you an anti-american?

  is it possible that people are being accused of being anti-american inaccurately?

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  Bendrr

  I'm coming in a little late on this thread unfortunately. (what else is new?)

  Anti-Americanism. Hmmm.

  Criticizing the United States isn't anti-Americanism. Criticism is as American as you can get, so welcome to all you Brits and Aussies and everyone else. There's an old saying here, "I may not agree with what you have to say but I'll defend to the death your right to say it".

  What is Anti-Americanism is when some jackass hates the U.S.A. so much that he sends some of his followers to our shores to hijack airliners and fly them into skyscrapers. Or they bomb our ships. Or they bomb our embassies. When innocent Americans are killed simply because they are Americans my friends, that is anti-Americanism.

  Mike.
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  What's Your Opinion of the Opposite Sex?

  by minimus in

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  are you of the mind that all men and all women are basically the same?

  you know---all men just have one thing on their mind or all women are just users?

  there's so much stereotyping when it comes to males and females...typical man, typical woman.

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  Bendrr

  Ummmmmm........... [ should I or shouldn't I?.........aw what the hell!] If they didn't have [edited] there'd be a bounty on their heads! Mike. p.s. Note the ambiguity before you flame me ladies!
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  What Was Your Reputation In The Congregation?

  by minimus in

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  were you considered a "troublemaker", a "complainer", a "fine" brother or sister?

  were you always being called before the elders for one thing or another?

  is your reputation the same here as it was in the congregation??

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  hmmmm......we've got our eye on you RF. We need a Murdock, um, pilot.
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  What Was Your Reputation In The Congregation?

  by minimus in

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  were you considered a "troublemaker", a "complainer", a "fine" brother or sister?

  were you always being called before the elders for one thing or another?

  is your reputation the same here as it was in the congregation??

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  Bendrr

  Don't worry Min. I've got some pictures of ......... um .......... well I've got pictures.

  Mike.
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  What Was Your Reputation In The Congregation?

  by minimus in

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  were you considered a "troublemaker", a "complainer", a "fine" brother or sister?

  were you always being called before the elders for one thing or another?

  is your reputation the same here as it was in the congregation??

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  Bendrr

  I was a Bendrr in a congregation of Simons.

  Mike.

  Disclaimer: The above statement was intended solely as humor and should not be read by anyone named Simon. Or anyone else for that matter. So there!
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  Saw a great bumbersticker today

  by Eyebrow2 in

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  i believe in life before death.

  makes you think, doesn't it?.

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  Bendrr

  What's a bumber?

  LOL @ all of them so far. I don't think I'd get away with some of the atheism stickers here in Georgia tho.

  Some of the ones that have made me laugh:

  Keep Honking...I'm Reloading!

  Horn Broke...Watch for Finger!

  Yes, I DO Own The Road!

  Marijuana...At Least It's Not Crack

  You Can't Spell Crap Without "Rap"!

  Mike.