Malcomx, it's called grammar. Look into it! Other than that, please keep posting. I'm coming up with jokes as I type this!
Mike. (You wear your X and I'll wear mine!)
"You can't have everything, where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright
Posts by Bendrr
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28the ole free the lose minds website is begging
by malcomx insniff sniff donations people we have no money to hold together this site of foolishness all these socalled educated people could u please give money!sniff i though the org was broke but jehovah protects them .
we also need meteor insurance send me some companies thanks free the lose minds.........
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adolescent JW shenanigans--nicknaming fellow JW's
by razorMind injust a funny memory...... my sister and i, once we reached pre-teen, were highly critical of almost all the congregation members.
we'd get home and mercilessly mock and make fun of elders, kids, you name it.
some of our fonder nicknames (warning: some may be weird, but we didn't get out much!
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Bendrr
Hmmm...
"The Enforcer" -- An elder who moved into our congregation in the mid-80's. Had a reputation around the circuit as "overly-zealous". Actually his favorite tactic was to target the kids of fellow elders. Needless to say, I hit his radar screen first. He actually followed me around town one day. Or tried to. Hence his police-tactics earned him the nic The Enforcer.
Others I will have to think on more, including "Ruprecht".
Mike"You can't have everything, where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright
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Snow and Macon DO NOT MIX!!!!
by Bendrr init started sometime this morning before i got up at 6. the roads were ok so i made it into work.
snowed all morning with a nice dusting, then that gave way to rain/sleet.
we planned on closing the shop early but the weather definitely didn't hurt business.. people just kill me sometimes.
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Bendrr
Wish I could head your way Trot. If it's under 70, it's cold to me. I'd just as soon wear shorts year round.
I've got the blinds open beside my desk right now, watching the snow fall. And the heater is set to 80.
Too bad I left my r/c motorcycle at the shop today, otherwise I'd have a ball with it in the snow tomorrow."You can't have everything, where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright
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Hunt for Bin Laden--He's in Disguise!
by Bendrr inosama's on the run.
a secret source released this photo today of his latest disguise.. - http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7cfd2c28/bc/humor/bin_laden_disguise.jpg?bcxtbh8aj_5rklej.
(having trouble getting my yahoo photos to show up here, let me know if the link doesn't work).
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Bendrr
Osama's on the run. A secret source released this photo today of his latest disguise.
- http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7cfd2c28/bc/Humor/bin_laden_disguise.jpg?bcXTBh8Aj_5RkleJ(having trouble getting my yahoo photos to show up here, let me know if the link doesn't work)
mike.I may not like what you have to say, but many men gave their lives for your right to say it.
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Snow and Macon DO NOT MIX!!!!
by Bendrr init started sometime this morning before i got up at 6. the roads were ok so i made it into work.
snowed all morning with a nice dusting, then that gave way to rain/sleet.
we planned on closing the shop early but the weather definitely didn't hurt business.. people just kill me sometimes.
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Bendrr
It started sometime this morning before I got up at 6. The roads were ok so I made it into work. Snowed all morning with a nice dusting, then that gave way to rain/sleet. We planned on closing the shop early but the weather definitely didn't hurt business.
People just kill me sometimes. Armageddon could be occurring, God hurling fire and lightning from heaven smiting the wicked and some jackass is going to drive to our shop to get his damn free tire rotation and balance. Oh and do an oil change while you're at it.
My street was already iced over when I got home. Almost slid past my driveway and of course the idiot behind me just didn't quite comprehend that I was trying to back up to get to it. My apartment's parking lot was getting a nice sheet of ice over it, so I managed to get the car in the lot and out of the way in a back corner. Then there's a message on my answering machine. The shop's assistant manager (Bryan) identifying himself as the shop's manager (Wayne, who was off today) telling me the shop would be open tomorrow so I'd better be there. Yeah right, Brian. You'd better be glad I wasn't here to take the call! I saved a copy of that message. I can't wait to play it for everyone Friday, especially Wayne.
Mike.I may not like what you have to say, but many men gave their lives for your right to say it.
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Uh Oh! Winter Storm Warning for Macon!
by Bendrr injust watched the weather channel.
they're saying snow, sleet, and ice starting around midnight tonight and lasting thru tomorrow nite.. i've been saying that we're overdue for another "blizzard of 73".. with my luck i'm gonna get snowed in at work tomorrow.. well, at least there's some decent hotels across the street.
maybe i'll get lucky and the fuddruckers next door will get snowed in too.
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Bendrr
Yeah, Macon Georgia, Lilacs. And it's moving Northeast.
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Outaservice, maybe so, but we're totally unprepared for it around here.
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It's 6:15am and I'm looking out my window at snow coming down. Went outside briefly and yes it's sticking.
I'm not gonna be in too big a hurry to go to work just yet.I may not like what you have to say, but many men gave their lives for your right to say it.
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Another new question to ponder:
by ballistic inwhat exactly will the 144,000 heirs to the heavenly kingdom be required for?
to rule?
what, rule over just 6 million perfect humans?
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Bendrr
Kind of makes you wonder if after Adam and Eve sinned, He came up with "Plan B". For that matter, what was His original plan in the first place?
I may not like what you have to say, but many men gave their lives for your right to say it.
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Uh Oh! Winter Storm Warning for Macon!
by Bendrr injust watched the weather channel.
they're saying snow, sleet, and ice starting around midnight tonight and lasting thru tomorrow nite.. i've been saying that we're overdue for another "blizzard of 73".. with my luck i'm gonna get snowed in at work tomorrow.. well, at least there's some decent hotels across the street.
maybe i'll get lucky and the fuddruckers next door will get snowed in too.
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Bendrr
Just watched the Weather Channel. They're saying snow, sleet, and ice starting around midnight tonight and lasting thru tomorrow nite.
I've been saying that we're overdue for another "Blizzard of 73".
With my luck I'm gonna get snowed in at work tomorrow.
Well, at least there's some decent hotels across the street. Maybe I'll get lucky and the Fuddruckers next door will get snowed in too. Hopefully Sylvia's working if it happens.
Nothing like a natural disaster to bring people closer together!
LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike.I may not like what you have to say, but many men gave their lives for your right to say it.
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So how was everyone's New Year?
by Bendrr indid you get home safe?
(ha ha).
me, i got home from work close to 6 and took a nap.
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Bendrr
What did you do? Did you get home safe? (ha ha)
Me, I got home from work close to 6 and took a nap. I ended up oversleeping and woke up at a quarter to 11. So I got ready real quick and put the hammer down to The Downtown Tavern. Only a few blocks away as the crow flies, but my part of town has these annoying 1-way streets so I had to do some extra driving to get there. Good band playing, The Chris Hicks Band. Complimentary mini-bottles of champagne for everyone so I got a couple of band members to autograph the bottle for my collection.
Then I headed out a few minutes ago. Takin a valium-10 and gonna get a good night's sleep tonight and psyche up for next year tomorrow. Well and burn a couple of cd's for the sound guy at the bar-Tommy Fogerty and the Blue Velvets and The Golliwogs.
Other than that, gonna hit a chat at http://serve.com.larryi/wtchat.htm
Happy New Year Y'all!
Mike.I may not like what you have to say, but many men gave their lives for your right to say it.
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I love this time of year
by Bendrr inbrisk and cold out, warm inside.
a lazy sunday with all chores done the night before.
breakfast from waffle house, double hash browns scattered and chunked.
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Bendrr
Brisk and cold out, warm inside. A lazy Sunday with all chores done the night before. Breakfast from Waffle House, double hash browns scattered and chunked. Watch a few videos-"Twin Peaks-The First Season" on DVD. Listen to some tunes-some Charlie Daniels, Hank Jr., and threw in "Dreams I'll Never See" by Molly Hatchet for good measure.
My adopted family came by this afternoon. We played around on the computer and then went to Rose Hill Cemetary to see the cave I've told everyone about. I took some pictures and they suck IMO but I'm putting them on my yahoo page anyways.
- http://profiles.yahoo.com/skydmyke
Of course, they ran my beer supply pretty low. So I had to run across the county line to the "Sunday beer store" which just happens to be across the street from a Kingdom Hall. That's pretty convenient! (Any lurkers here from Jones County who need to stock up after the meetings on Sunday email me and I'll hook you up)
I always have loved the week between Christmas and New Year's Day. Don't know why, I just do.
mike.I may not like what you have to say, but many men gave their lives for your right to say it.
