*No blood transfusions (IS that still the rule this week?)
*No organ transplants (Oh wait, that's an old rule...)
*No beards (well it all depends which congregation you attend)
*No flag salute
*No Military service
*Alternative service is ok as long as you get arrested first (huh?)
*No skirts with high slits (if you want to keep the privledge of giving those acadamy award winning talks on the ministry achool)
*No Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, etc. (wouldn't want to be like those pesky pagans would we? Well actually yes...)
*Make Sure Of All Things! (Just don't you dare use non-JW publications to do the making sure, consarn it)
And there's so many more, but I have to go get the kids breakfast now
BW don't play dat! (Anymore)
BW