Posts by Mastodon

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So what about Lent and Easter??

by Super_Becka in

ok, so today is the first day of lent (which is painfully obvious to me because i've chosen to give up my favourite snacks for lent and right now, i have a really bad craving for doritos), and it got me to thinking, once again, about wts doctrine and the whole banning of holidays thing that they have going on.. i've read the reasons behind banning things like birthdays, christmas, halloween, mother's and father's day and national holidays like canada day and independence day, but i have yet to read anything about lent and easter.. so, what's the line of reasoning behind the banning of lent and easter??

and i don't mean easter as in chocolate bunnies and easter eggs and all of that, i mean easter as a religious celebration of the resurrection of christ.

after all, jws have the memorial of the crucifixion, don't they??

Mastodon

Well, being the rude S.O.B. that I am, I was walking around the office yesterday with a wet paper towel, offering to clean the dirty foreheads I saw around. Nobody took my offers seriously so I went to the store, bought a bag of Robin Eggs and didn't offer any to anyone.

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......"What about the EU?"

by Zone in

i wonder what is the jws take on this orginazation.

some christians, including myself, believe that the eu, notthe un, is the forerunner to the worldwide government (universal currency, parloment, constiution, a few captial cities, etc.

) anythoughts?

Mastodon

Never mind

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When you ladies think you have it bad... Sicko Marriage Contract

by daystar in

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think about the insane requests that this a$$hole made:.

Mastodon

That's right Chimechanga! Men like that should be castrated, made to shave HIS pubic area and thrown in prison with a nice pink bow around his waist.

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When you ladies think you have it bad... Sicko Marriage Contract

by daystar in

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think about the insane requests that this a$$hole made:.

Mastodon

If I were that unfortunate lady, I would have read the contract and initialled it with a FU on each section, when the pervert asks what is the meaning of the initials, the response would be simple and to the point:
"It stand for 'FUCK YOU'! If you wanted to marry a whore, you should've married your mother, asshole!."
End of story, good luck, good night. :)

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George Carlin's New Rules for 2006

by Nathan Natas in

new rule: stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com!

there's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years.

besides, i already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

Mastodon

He's my hero. I will stablish The Church of Carlin. PM about donations ;)

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May I throw a fit?

by skyman in

jw
friends

i must be in a bad mood the last couple weeks on this board.

i see people that a critical and mean.

yes i even do this, but only in self-defense and not proud of it either.

Mastodon

I don't MEAN to be rude or bitter... but that's the way I am, so that's the way it comes out.

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The Deity of Christ

by RevFrank in

the watchtower society has mishandled rules of greek grammar and has manipulated the wording of numerous biblical passages that reveal the deity of christ.

john 1:10 - "...the world came into existence through him..." .

colossians 1:16 - "...all things have been created through him..." .

Mastodon

The Diet of Christ? Probably consisted of fish, bread, some red wine... and little children.

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My American Idol Man Obsession

by Jez in

jw
friends

ok, i can't get enough of this guy.

i fell in love with him the minute he auditioned and even more last night when he sang.

i love his style.

Mastodon

Taylor Hicks is the man! His voice, his passion, it's awesome. And he sang Levon, one of my favorite songs in the history of humanity and surrounding universes!

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