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End of the Line-Creepy Doomsday-Cult Horror Movie
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couldn't help thinking about the borg at certain moments in this film.. not for the faint of heart.

but if you love horror movies, like i do, then this one is a keeper.. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwh1vlywypw.
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Swine Flu-1, Jehovah-0
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back home (puerto rico) things are starting to get bad with the swine flu.. i just heard that, yesterday, the sister of someone i used to know in the borg, died.

she had the h1n1... and she was at the district convention the day before (sunday).

i guess that putting the 'kingdom' first and trusting jehovah is not as smart as taking tamiflu.... .
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Soooo it's my turn to screw someone's life up...
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as it seems i'm going to be a daddy for the first time!.

go sperms!!

!.
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Filthy Apostate Gamers!
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just checking how many here have found that gaming is a better use of time than going to meetings and field service.

post your console type, what games you play online and your 'nicks'.

let's see if we can have some apostate gaming!
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Salma Hayek Breastfeeding African Orphan
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here's a link to the video:.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzekvcwx6a4.

here's my comment:.
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Hurt so good... 'NEW' Tattoo
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this was my atempt to get a nice color tattoo.... .

as you can see, it failed miserably, until tonight... got this baby taken care of, check it:.

so remember kids, the moral of this story: good tattoos are not cheap, cheap tattoos are not good .
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WHY did the Chicken cross the road?
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why did the chicken cross the road?.

dr. phil :.

the problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'this' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'other side' of the road.
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Spanish for your Nanny!!! LOL!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qytzldnrea
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Legally Funny...
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disorder in the courts...revisited... .

these are from a book called disorder in the american courts and are things people actually said in court.

taken down by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
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I found these, I still get a laugh out of them
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and the blank one so you guys can create your own!