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  My Interview With Satan (Warning: Totally Irreverant)

  by Farkel in

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  q: what's it like to be satan?.

  a: it sucks, man.

  i get blamed for everything that goes wrong.. q: you sound bitter.. a: what are you?

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  Both Satan and Farkel rule!
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  Do you get upset when people don't believe that same way you do?

  by loosie in

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  is it a normal reaction to get mad when you talk to someone who doesn't believe that way you do?.

  the reason i ask is that i don't believe in the most common christianity.

  when i come across a person and they ask how i feel about something and i tell them how i feel.

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  Nope, I get upset when people insist that I have to believe the same way they do.
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  Tattoos are they for you?

  by Hope4Others in

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  i was standing in line at the grocery store today and looked next to me, there was a woman about 60, its been 23 degrees celsius here so.

  the capri's are out.

  anyways you notice the legs and she has about a 5in by 4in tattoo on the side of her leg.

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  No! I hate tattoos, they will look ridiculous whe I get older and will make it hard for me to get a job... pfft yeah right!

  These are mine so far... and planning on getting several more:

  

  

  
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  Mary's Ovum - LOL

  by DoomVoyager in

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  2. bible

  i just got back from a vacation, and i had to share this one with all of those who aren't getting the kool-aid washtowels any more.. .

  scriptural questions answered:.

  1:35 - did mary's egg cell, or ovum, have any part in her pregnancy?

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  Mastodon

  Imagine God actually consorting physically with Mary... must have been something like this:

  "Oh yes, oh yes, right there baby, tickle my Pillars of Creation, TICKLE 'EM! Oh yeah that's the spot! Oh myself! Oh myself! Oooooo..." *BIG BANG*!!!!
  
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  I'm new too!

  by Annointeds Daughter in

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  2. friends

  i'm new to the forum.

  i've been lurking for some time, since i was "disconnected" by my husband, "tooktheredpill".

  i'm a 3rd generation witness, and still inside of the borg, because all my family is inside.

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  Mastodon

  Holy Crap! I had no idea you had finally decided to join.

  
  I have to tell you, I'm proud of you and TTRP for sticking to your guns and having the guts to act according to your own convictions.

  
  As you already know, it's not an easy journey, the one needed to leave the bOrg and that's what we're here for... support. So if you need anything send me a PM anytime.

  A big hug for you and your hubby!
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  is anyone on facebook?

  by Cordelia in

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  that can show themselvlves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  x

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  PM me for mine... on myspace: myspace.com/rixter_x
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  Hurt so good... 'NEW' Tattoo

  by Mastodon in

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  this was my atempt to get a nice color tattoo.... .

  as you can see, it failed miserably, until tonight... got this baby taken care of, check it:.

  so remember kids, the moral of this story: good tattoos are not cheap, cheap tattoos are not good .

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  Crumpet: You know it sweetie, I'll have it all healed and ready for a good slobbering.
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  Hurt so good... 'NEW' Tattoo

  by Mastodon in

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  this was my atempt to get a nice color tattoo.... .

  as you can see, it failed miserably, until tonight... got this baby taken care of, check it:.

  so remember kids, the moral of this story: good tattoos are not cheap, cheap tattoos are not good .

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  WH: Damn right, the inside of the elbow is called the ditch, 'cause it does hurt like a bitch, the wrist area is rough too, specially if it's right over bone.
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  Hurt so good... 'NEW' Tattoo

  by Mastodon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this was my atempt to get a nice color tattoo.... .

  as you can see, it failed miserably, until tonight... got this baby taken care of, check it:.

  so remember kids, the moral of this story: good tattoos are not cheap, cheap tattoos are not good .

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  Yeah, it was my design based on the logo on Boba Fett's left shoulder.

  I am a Star Wars freak
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  Hurt so good... 'NEW' Tattoo

  by Mastodon in

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  this was my atempt to get a nice color tattoo.... .

  as you can see, it failed miserably, until tonight... got this baby taken care of, check it:.

  so remember kids, the moral of this story: good tattoos are not cheap, cheap tattoos are not good .

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  Mastodon

  This was my atempt to get a nice color tattoo...

  

  As you can see, it failed miserably, until tonight... got this baby taken care of, check it:

  

  

  

  So remember kids, the moral of this story: GOOD TATTOOS ARE NOT CHEAP, CHEAP TATTOOS ARE NOT GOOD