Posts by Mastodon

Hell... you can make your own Kenyan Birth Certificate. Download the blank form here, print it, and then fill out the form with a typewriter (if you can find one), or open this image in an image editing application and fill it out with a typewriter font, then print.

BURN!!! :D

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Is this really smoking gun of Obama's Kenyan birth?

by What-A-Coincidence in

time to spicy up this joint wid sum conspiracy, been too boring around here... here u go.... http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=page.view&pageid=105764.

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Mastodon

Person A: The Constitution requires the President to be a natural-born citizen. I want proof that our President and any President is just that.

Person B: Racist!!!!! You're nothing but a God-damned RACIST!

Person A: I merely suggested that....

Person B: Shut up, you bigoted racist, right-winged, conspiracy-baiting, gun-toting, wacko Nazi bastard!!! SHUT UP, or WE'LL SHUT YOU UP!!

Farkel, exiting stage left and back into a more sane environment or at least a more sane thread

I'm sure you wouldn't be asking the same if McCain had won.

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You know what they are all thinking happened here.....

by YoungAmerican in

i read this in friday's paper and thought how all would be commenting on how jehovah protects his people.....of course nothing is ever said all the many other times bad things happen, then its always satans fault..... .

shooting rampage botched in germany when gun jamsby the associated press |friday, july 31, 2009 9:39 pm pdt.

berlin ---- an 82-year-old man who planned a shooting rampage at a meeting of jehovah's witnesses was deterred because his submachine gun jammed, police said friday.

Mastodon

Oh so THAT'S why my mother couldn't find her car keys on Friday... God was busy soemwhere else!

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So ... Does the Devil Exist?

by The Berean in

with mankind's continuing quest for a source or higher power these seemingly taboo questions may be raised: .

could a higher source of evil also exist.

can there be good without bad?is there such an influence in society either real or imagined?is wickedness contained within some individuals and not others?would such a sinister force take pleasure in woe experienced by humansor, is the devil a fabricated excuse used to avoid responsibilty for bad choices and character defects?comments ....

Mastodon

Satan is just another character of mythology, like Loki, Nechesh, Hades, Tezcatlipoca, Kali, etc.

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Let's start our own governing body

by bluecanary in

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inspired by dt's topic but meant to be entirely humorous.

let's nominate members to our own governing body.

they can each be head of their own department.

Mastodon

This thread is full of LOLZ!!!

ATJeff: "Dept. of Facial Hair"? LOL... I sprayed the dam screen laughing!

BC: Prophet of Hotness!

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Can we blame our ancestors for our own shortcomings?

by undercover in

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in a recent thread about an nfl player being allowed to return to play after being convicted and serving time for a felony, it was suggested that maybe his ancestory played a part in his attitudes and actions.. those of you were playing along at home know the deal.... is it fair to lay blame on one's ancestors in how one acts in today's society?.

i think not.... my ancestor's came here from scotland, when their lands were taken from them back home.

they came here with nothing and had to start over in a land with next to nothing, eeking out an existance in the mountains of tn and nc, always struggling.

Mastodon

lol, I'll bring the mayo.

Wooot!