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  My Apology to Lady lee

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear lady lee,

  i said some things i shouldn't have the other day and i'm sorry.

  a wiser man would have waited till his blood had cooled but i just opened my big mouth and belched forth insults.

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  slugga

  I think we should give uncle wombat features a public reproof and make him clean the kingdom hall JWD toilet for a month

  Matt
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  My Apology to Lady lee

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear lady lee,

  i said some things i shouldn't have the other day and i'm sorry.

  a wiser man would have waited till his blood had cooled but i just opened my big mouth and belched forth insults.

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  slugga

  I chose to talk it out with them rather than do battle on the board (to the utter dismay of those who wanted to see the naked jello fight

  Ehhhh It wasn't me that started it, honest, lol It was this perverted Northerner who just so happened to have a wheelbarrow full of the stuff...

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/108502/1890715/post.ashx#1890715

  Now we know why the Elders would break up his parties lol

  Matt
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  Adopt the Three Kick Rule

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i think exjdubs should adopt new hampshire's three kick rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors..

  three kick rule .

  a big city new york lawyer went duck hunting in rural new hampshire.. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other.

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  slugga

  Yeah you better run you tresspass'n city slugga! ... gee that was easy didn't even get down off me tractor

  Is it true you were on the front page of "Chicks with beards" monthly? PMSL
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  My Apology to Lady lee

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear lady lee,

  i said some things i shouldn't have the other day and i'm sorry.

  a wiser man would have waited till his blood had cooled but i just opened my big mouth and belched forth insults.

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  slugga

  PS: You can delete my account any time you want. unclebruce has always been bad for my image

  I hope not, you are a unique voice on this board and one that would be missed. There are way to many pompous people in this world with stony faces, the woe is me lot, we need more clowns.

  Matt

  (Of the "Don't take myself to seriously" class)
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  Check out my new tattoo!!!! :) pics!!!!

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tah dahhh!!!

  i got it done friday night after work.

  it's a true to life tattoo of my cat bucky.

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  slugga

  You do realise young lady that you'll have to have it surgically removed before setting foot back inside the Kingdom Hall

  No i was regularly getting tattooed in my dub days and i still kept my privileges
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  Adopt the Three Kick Rule

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i think exjdubs should adopt new hampshire's three kick rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors..

  three kick rule .

  a big city new york lawyer went duck hunting in rural new hampshire.. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other.

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  slugga

  This is great.. I can't wait to show slugga the three kick rule ... HEY SLUGGA ..

  Tkkk tsk TK tk tkk TSSK TKK.. "Whats that skippy ? you've found Unc's collection of porno mags and his french maid outfit with the size 11 stillies down the old mine" *Runs off to fetch the nearest Ranger*
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  My Apology to Lady lee

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear lady lee,

  i said some things i shouldn't have the other day and i'm sorry.

  a wiser man would have waited till his blood had cooled but i just opened my big mouth and belched forth insults.

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  slugga

  Aww I'm quite peeved that this has all ended in hugs and kisses all around I was looking forward to a fight and a laugh

  

  Unc Wombat features, whats the three kick rule?
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  My Apology to Lady lee

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear lady lee,

  i said some things i shouldn't have the other day and i'm sorry.

  a wiser man would have waited till his blood had cooled but i just opened my big mouth and belched forth insults.

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  slugga

  To damned late skippy. She's already filled in all the application forms in your name and posted them off to bethel.

  Yer off to do missionary work in Iraq! YAY !!!

  The brothers will be along next week with a a tranq gun and crate to bundle you in and you'll be air lifted and dropped off over Basra with a bible and some nice mags
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  Option Of Death Penalty For Molesters in Oklahoma

  by Dogpatch in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  committee oks bill giving juries option of death penalty for molesters

  posted: 9:51 am cst february 22, 2006 updated: 6:21 pm cst february 22, 2006

  oklahoma city -- oklahoma's senate judiciary committee has approved a bill that would give juries the option to sentence repeat child molesters to life without parole or even death.

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  slugga

  I take it no one learned a lesson from that stoning video the other week?
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  What are your most hated JW words and phrases?

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  mine are, in no particular order:.

  "the friends".

  "glean".

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  slugga

  Ok, I OWN the trump card in this thread...

  "On the basis of the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, have you repented of your sins and dedicated yourself to Jehovah to do his will?"

  Followed by

  "Do you understand that your dedication and baptism identify you as one of Jehovah's Witnesses, in association with God's spirit-directed organization?"

  Beat that dubs

  Matt

  A years watchtower subscription to the person that screams the loudest lol