Are you telling me, that never in your life, have you tried to see if a guy would belly crawl for you?
Yep, that's what I'm saying. In all of my pass and present relationships I have never been so arrogant (e.i. my poop dont stink, it smells like flowers) or so lacking in self-esteem (if he loves me he'll get the crap beat out of his self fighting with that guy I was flirting with) to test my man to see if he would degrade himself in such a manner.
I'd take candy, a card and flowers over a crawl through the mud any day.
Josie