Posts by bikerchic

Um back to the topic.....when I was about 13 some girlfriends of mine (worldly ones) played around with a Ouija board. I had no idea what it was, never heard of one. One of the girls was afraid to use it saying it was from the Devil.....I sorta figured it was something demonic but it was fun and I have no idea how the piece moved on the board to spell out words but it did, it was freaky and fun at the same time.

I asked my Mom about Ouija boards and she told me they were demonic so then I felt guilty for using it and never did it again and never told her I used one.....she already thought I was a demon no need to give her proof! I prayed to Jehober extra hard for a couple of nights too rid me of evil spirits and all was well.......

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Has anyone ever played with a ouija board?

by delilah in

this past weekend, we met a new couple in our campground, and the conversation soon came 'round to the supernatural.

the lady said she has had quite a few supernatural experiences, and that she plays her own home-made version of the ouija board.

my husband was all excited and begged her to play .

bikerchic

bitch-dar?

You ain't seen bitch-dar until you've seen me in action!

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The Ostrich

by bikerchic in

a man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

" the ostrich says, "i'll have the same.

the waitress asks, "what's with the ostrich?".

bikerchic

LOL not as corny as the other one eh?

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The Ostrich

by bikerchic in

a man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

" the ostrich says, "i'll have the same.

the waitress asks, "what's with the ostrich?".

bikerchic

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks
them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine and after a few days, they enter again and the waitress asks: "The usual?"

"No, being Friday night, I think I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

The waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that whenever I have to pay for anything, I can just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

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Punny puns

by bikerchic in

* i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

then it hit me.

* police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

bikerchic

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

* The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

* We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

* If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

* A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two-tired.

* Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

* A backward poet writes inverse.

* In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

* A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

* If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

* Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A -flat miner.

* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

* A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

* You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

* He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

* A calendar's days are numbered.

* A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

* A boiled egg is hard to beat.

* He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

* A plateau is a high form of flattery.

* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

* When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

* Acupuncture: a jab well done

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1 Year Ago Today

by ColdRedRain in

jw
friends

a year ago today, i posted this thread.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/114275/1.ashx

i'm glad you guys at jwd helped me last year.

bikerchic

((((((CRR))))))

So glad you're here!

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My Mum Would Have Been 66 Today...

by brinjen in

it's june 3rd, my mum's 66th birthday had she still been alive.... she passed away in 94 from cancer of the blood, she was diagnosed 3 weeks before.

she'd been experiencing severe pain in her legs and hips for months before hand.

but between taking care of her mother and the dub duties she couldn't get to see a doctor.

bikerchic

((((((((((Brinjen)))))))))))

So sorry for your loss. Keep the happy memories of her near and dear to your heart. Love that picture!

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Son was voted #2 pitcher in Class B

by UnConfused in

we have class a,b,c,d in our state.

his hs is class b. he made 2nd team pitcher

bikerchic

Yay! Great for him! Tell him to watch that arm and don't overdo he has years ahead of him which go way beyond sports!

OK where is the love? Do I need to throw one high and tight at you???

*pats proud Papa*

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Targeting the mentally ill.

by Fleshybirdfodder in

jw
friends

perhaps this is just my personal experience (i grew up in a less than liberal, "fire and brimstone" congregation) but it seemed to me that we attracted and "exploited" (for lack of a better word) people who had mental illnesses and most definitely should have been directed to professional help.

i think it may be because our congregation was in a small town, and our territory was "slim pickings" as one elder described it, so if they could target the weak with promises of a glorious paradise to beef up their monthly report, so be it.

it was easy to target those who may feel like pariahs, promise them friendship and love, dunk them and drop them when their needs interfere with the theocratic agenda.

bikerchic

I have seen people walking the mental tight rope and then after they have been in the religion for a while, living in the glass fish bowl becomes too much and they break. But who can blame them. Though as we all know, mental health help is not allowed. Just believe in Jah more, just pray more, just preach more. You can never be happy in this system, so your unhappiness is the system you are living in, not the fact that you are mentally ill.

l_g right on with that analogy. I think in some cases the organization causes mental illness and heaven help you if you are mentally ill and a JW! Wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy!