mysterious is right.
Pull hard and fast. Seriously. It took me several tries before I finally got the knack of it.
It's a matter of speed. Get tough with it.
BSoM couldn't you like um break a nail doing that?
ok, my husband is in bed, there is just enough light to mow the lawn.
the gas tank has just been refilled, and there is fresh oil.damn it, i have primed it as required, and have pulled and pulled and pulled the stupid string.. why cant the damn thing start with out a guy???
my husband is now asleep and the damn lawn is 5 inches tall.. god help me!!!!!!!!!.
mysterious is right.
Pull hard and fast. Seriously. It took me several tries before I finally got the knack of it.
It's a matter of speed. Get tough with it.
BSoM couldn't you like um break a nail doing that?
ok, my husband is in bed, there is just enough light to mow the lawn.
the gas tank has just been refilled, and there is fresh oil.damn it, i have primed it as required, and have pulled and pulled and pulled the stupid string.. why cant the damn thing start with out a guy???
my husband is now asleep and the damn lawn is 5 inches tall.. god help me!!!!!!!!!.
LOL I'm so glad my hubby insists I never and I mean NEVER learn how to start the lawn mower. He absolutely will not let me even think about mowing the lawn. On the rare occasion (usually he's been sick or too busy with work) I ask him if he thinks $40 is too much for me to pay Jose tomorrow to mow the lawn, lol works every time!
ok, my husband is in bed, there is just enough light to mow the lawn.
the gas tank has just been refilled, and there is fresh oil.damn it, i have primed it as required, and have pulled and pulled and pulled the stupid string.. why cant the damn thing start with out a guy???
my husband is now asleep and the damn lawn is 5 inches tall.. god help me!!!!!!!!!.
Did you turn the switch on?
*coff,coff* of the been there and done that class.
Yes welcome to JWD quietlyleaving!
Quite a few news ones here lately.
A birfday and a Jedi!
Congrats Zico!
Here's your saber use it wisely in the fight against evil.
what the heck.
i'm sitting here with idle time.
ok, so what's so great about that?
I'ts so good to hear such a positive update Ian. We're keeping you and family in our thoughts and sending you positive healing vibes!
a little biblical humor.
q. what kind of man was boaz before he married ruth?
a. ruthless.
You wise acres! I shoulda known you could add to it being X-Bible students and all.
How do we know there are no women among the 144,000?
Awe that was the one I was thinking about......don't have a Bible to look it up but it's something about silence eh? Bwhahahahaaa!
You guys and gals crack me up, keep 'em coming!
a little biblical humor.
q. what kind of man was boaz before he married ruth?
a. ruthless.
A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan ...)
PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"
i just saw this on yahoo news.
this poor kid's family have some .
odd ideas, in my opinion.
Hey I knew a woman named Iona Bong......I think thats a funny name however she did marry into it!
warning: this topic is not about the manure coming out of the watchtower.
i have a healthy garden, well-tended.
it enriches my spirit mostly and the table as well.
Since hubby and I are in midst of our first vegetable garden I've been interested in all things about gardening and saw this show a couple of nights ago on guano which is considered to be the best all around fertilizer for many reasons. I couldn't remember everything the show had to say about it so I looked it up and here is what it has to say about it from this site http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-guano.htm
Any excrement from birds, seals, or bats, with value to humans as fertilizer, may be referred to as guano. The term originated in Peru, to differentiate useless bird droppings from the nutrient-rich waste of cormorants, pelicans, and other sea birds. The word's usage has since been widened to include, especially, the mixture of remains and excrement of bats that collect on the floor of caves.
Hundreds of years ago, farmers in South America harvested the white piles of guano from shorelines and islands to use as crop fertilizer. After contact with Europe, the export of guano became economically beneficial for the Colonizers. Bat guano also has a long agricultural and economic history in Cuba. Even today, guano from bat caves in the United States, Asia, Cuba, and South America is marketed as the best organic fertilizer available.
The reason guano is an ideal fertilizer is its chemical make up. Because the guano exists deep inside caves, it's protected from sunlight and wind, and doesn't break down as quickly as other organic matter. Rich in nitrogen and phosphorous, it provides important chemicals for crops. It also has beneficial fungi and bacteria, which act as a natural fungicide to protect plants from disease.
Export of guano as a fertilizer remains a key resource for organic farming, especially in the United States. A farmer can request a certain color, species of bat, or place of origin, in addition to chemical composition. Bat guano is richer than fowl or seal guano, and more plentiful. It is also much richer than horse or cow manure.
Aside from agriculture, the entire ecology of bats' primary habitat, caves, depends on guano-covered ground. Many invertebrate cave dwellers utilize the guano as home and food. Bats eat insects, which balances their population. This habitat has been somewhat impacted by humans disrupting caves.