Posts by bonnzo

i think from time to time we have posters here that may be assigned by the gb to speak xjw speak and try to discourage posters from attacking the organization, or to just give up our internet fight to expose them, to just give up our efforts and forget about the wt.

if they did this they would have to keep close tabs on whoever they assign because they know that there is a great possiblity they may turn on them.

or perhaps they would trust no one except themselves and so you might even have a member of the gb actually posting in disguise.

bonnzo

min

what do you mean by "asking questions"? are you accusing me of something? do you think im GB? did i ask too many questions? are you suspicious?

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silly pet names

by desbah in

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k....ppl what silly name did you give to your dog,cat,hamster,rabbit or horse?.

i named my dog.....holy cow....

bonnzo

the best name i ever heard for a dog----Deoge (if you enuciate the letters D-O-G)

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Bonde Jokes Anyone?

by hillbilly in

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distance:

two blondes living in

bonnzo

three blondes are hiking the woods when they come across a set of tracks. the first says "these are deer tracks", the second blonde says "these are fox tracks", the third blonde says"no, these are bear tracks". they are still arguing when the train hits them

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How many married folks post here and your spouse does not know?

by xjwms in

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friends

i got to thinking about this, and how many are here without telling anyone.. my active wife does not know i post here.

also, i have met some wonderful local people who are here, and you know who you are.. those who i met, i regard as friends, and very supportive.

given our backgrounds we understand each other.. is this a double life?

bonnzo

my wife knows i look, but not that i post. i've told her a few things i learned(ngo,607v587, etc.) she seems to agree. she's not hardcore, but she wont leave either. neither will i anytime soon, dammit!

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What Silly Things Do JWs Woo & Ahhh Over?

by minimus in

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friends

witnesses are a special breed.

did you ever see how excited they get when they are driving to a convention and spot a fellow jw?

they get so excited!

bonnzo

minimus: the last gb member i heard give a talk(about 6 months ago) was max larson, the grand ol' prez of the wts. he's about 90 and if you heard the talk, you would think he died about a week before giving it! it was horrible! and i heard brothers say how wonderful it was.

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What Silly Things Do JWs Woo & Ahhh Over?

by minimus in

jw
friends

witnesses are a special breed.

did you ever see how excited they get when they are driving to a convention and spot a fellow jw?

they get so excited!

bonnzo

i dont understand why jw's clap the ENTIRE time the baptismal candidates file out during the assembly! especially the ebb and flow of the ovation.

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Your Most Embarrassing Injury!

by whyamihere in

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friends

i want to know for a good laugh!.

onetime(in band camp) i was rushing to get to work and i was really late.

i got there and i forgot my hand bag in the car.

bonnzo

got hit in the jewels during a high school basketball game so hard i passed out on the court! i woke up on the sideline asking for a stewardess to get me a barf bag. i guess i thought i was on a plane!

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Did YOU Ever "Stumble" Anyone? ....Anyone Ever "Stumble" You???

by minimus in

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friends

the elders and the organization always put us on alert to make sure we never "stumbled" anyone.

of course, someone was always be counseled for this offense.

bonnzo

i could add more, but i'm tired of typing

only been stumbled by proud, arrogant elders who thought their opinions were important.