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Two blondes living in
Bonde Jokes Anyone?
by hillbilly 38 Replies latest social humour
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iggy_the_fish
in what? Go on...
Edited to say: as soon as hillbilly edits his post, mine aint gonna make no sense
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tijkmo
what does a blonde put behind her ears to attract men?
her ankles
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Gill
By your spelling, I take it you're a BLONDE hillbilly.
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whyamihere
A blonde is at her Dr appointment......
The Doctor says "Congrats you are Pregnant"!
He then says "you are having twins".....
The blonde looks puzzled and says ..."But I only did it once"!
Brooke
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whyamihere
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven.
When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
lol
Brooke
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whyamihere
ok once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it youd disappear from existance... so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice".... poof she disappeared.
So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared.
The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone.
Brooke
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tijkmo
what do you call 4 blondes in a row?
a wind tunnel
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hillbilly
I guess I'm blonde today..my 'cut and paste' is kaput...will type some in later............
These are great..keep em comin'
~Hill
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BrendaCloutier
What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A brunette that's told too many blonde jokes.