1 We teach people to live by Bible standards of morality “
We are a closed society who meets several times a week for repeated indoctrination sessions to teach JW members only. If the community at large wants to be taught those high standards, they can sign up for an in-home Bible study.
2 We teach honesty and respect for authority
Except where that authority conflicts with our cultic beliefs. Then we teach deception. We teach people who have been sexually violated to not go to legal authorities. We harbor criminals.
3 We teach harmony between races, nationalities and social groups
Right, Jehovah doesn’t care what nationality you are when he kicks ass at Armageddon. As long as you’re a JW, your safe regardless of your nationality
4 We help others to improve their family life by encouraging them to apply Bible principles
We i mprove family life as long as each and every person in the family fully accepts the WT doctrine. If not, we teaching shunning, disrespect, deceit, and to always put family far below dedication to the JWs
5 We have taught thousands how to read and write
The reason? For the sole purpose of their understanding and accepting JW doctrine.
6 We extend ourselves to help others in times of disaster
Of course, that extension of help is limited to JWs facing disaster. Then, we go out of our way to publicize our good works. And imply WE are the only people who come to others' aid.
7 We have been instrumental in securing religious freedoms that are enjoyed by all.
Except that we are the only ones with the truth; all others are lies and damned before Jehovah. We are only concerned with OUR religions freedom, but we'll exploit our hard won battles to make it look as though it's benefitting other religions.