Heaven forbid Rub a Dub! Don't even discuss the "reserve" in front of your TV or they might monitor your conversation.
The next thing you know they would want to make an emergency shepherding call and start an inspection.
Then your Doomed! Remember, the "stash" is "Confidential" and there for "medical" purposes. (As a few sips now and then is good for blood pressure and circulation.)
Well, that's the excuse Atlantis uses!
Petra!