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ringo5
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Your Most DREADED Dub Word
by GetBusyLiving ini wanna hear the word that made you either physically nauseous or burst out in uncontrolable laughter.
please demonstrate it in a sentence as well.
mine was 'enthused' (my fingers were shaking as i typed).
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Chocolate cookies - for those with a death anxiety
by ringo5 inchocolate chip cookies .
an elderly irishman lay dying in his bed.
while suffering the agonies of impending death, .
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Chocolate Chip Cookies
While suffering the agonies of impending death,
he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength,
and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort,
gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame,
gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there,
spread put upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Was it heaven?
Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of
sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.
His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife...... -
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Get to know your Local Fire Marshal/Building Inspector.
by hillbilly inask him to visit the local kingdom hall.
because witnesses are notorious for ignoring-violating fire laws and public building codes for the special use buildings they use.. things to look for:.
ingress/egress issues......doors and windows in the right places and the correct size..... and special "panic hardware" that always allows exit in a hurry.. handicap issues..... accesability issues.
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I recommend Fire Marshall Bill... that should put the fear of god in em!!! -
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Another Question to ask everyone!
by whyamihere inok, i have a question that popped in my head!.
what is one song you listen to and you love but are to embarrassed to admit it!.
mine is by abba ....fernando!.
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She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby, gag me with a spoon...
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WARNING- groans may be emitted
by ringo5 intwo mexicans, who had been lost in the desert for weeks, were at death's .
door.
as they stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or .
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Two Mexicans, who had been lost in the desert for weeks, were at death's
door.
As they stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or
something similar, they suddenly spied through the heat and haze, a tree,off
in the distance .
As they got closer, they began to make out that the tree was draped with
bacon. There was smoked bacon, crispy bacon, juicy nearly-raw bacon, bacon
of all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe," cried Don Pedro, "ees a bacon tree! We are saved!" "You're
right, amigo!" said Pepe as he
ran on ahead and running up to the tree, salivating at the prospect of food.
When he got to within five feet of the tree, the sound of machine gun fire
erupted and down he went in a hail of bullets.
Don Pedro quickly dropped down on the sand and called out to his dying
friend, "Pepe! Pepe! Que
pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath, Pepe called out, "Run amigo, run! Ees not a bacon
tree! Ees a ham bush!
Thees joke courtesy my jw brother, Thanks bro... -
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Bru-ha-ha or a Kerfuffle?
by Special K inyup.
that is the big question here in halifax, nova scotia.
cbc radio want to know what is bigger a bruhaha or a kerfuffle?.
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ringo5
I'd go broughhaha followed by hubbub lastly kerfuffel usually occuring at hoedowns
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Why ? Why? WHY???
by rune inthis topic has been rolling around in my head for some time.
i don't expect that i'll write it perfectly as it needs to be articulated in different ways for different people...but i will do my best.
and worst of all, i am not expecting any kind of response that will satisfy me.
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BTTT
everybody loves a good mystery and loves even better to be the first one to put together the clues and figure it out.
And then open the packet in the center of the board to find out they were wrong because someone screwed up and didn't show them one of their cards like they were supposed to!! -
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Why ? Why? WHY???
by rune inthis topic has been rolling around in my head for some time.
i don't expect that i'll write it perfectly as it needs to be articulated in different ways for different people...but i will do my best.
and worst of all, i am not expecting any kind of response that will satisfy me.
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Formerout: I was writing my last post while you snuck in ahead of me :D
Rune wants answers to appease a vacancy in his psyche created by no longer wanting to belong to a high-control religion.
Who wouldn't want answers??, but I wouldn't call it a vacancy in his psyche because he questions the basis for many peoples unprovable ideas...
The vast majority of posters on this topic have offered up thoughts that may be considered evasive to someone who's psyche has just taken the big jump from "high-control" to completely free.
While I don't think it was the vast majority, I think those that answered with your too young to have a valid opinion, or you haven't smelled a certain continent, may have been slightly evasive and avoided giving any valid proof.
He has since presented very intelligent questions that many of us have already considered.
I'm just starting to consider these questions myself and am enjoying the free exchange of ideas that you can find here.
Rune's subconscious does not want absolutes but his conscious mind has been imbedded with the opposite so that his reaction has seemed to be rejecting our fairly wise thoughts.
I'm sorry, which ones? :) -
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Why ? Why? WHY???
by rune inthis topic has been rolling around in my head for some time.
i don't expect that i'll write it perfectly as it needs to be articulated in different ways for different people...but i will do my best.
and worst of all, i am not expecting any kind of response that will satisfy me.
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When a human dies it means something, but when we crush an ant it means nothing
I take exception to that remark, I feel genuinly bad when I burn those those little guys with my magnifying glass and watch them scurry and flee in terror... -
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I'm embarrassed to be related to my brother.
by ColdRedRain inonly a few days ago, my girlfriend wanted to suspend our relationship.
naturally, i was hearbroken about it, because i loved that woman to the point where i dreamt about her every night.
so today, when i hear about my brother dumping his gf because according to him, she was too skinny to be his wife, it made me want to wait until he got home from florida and beat him up.
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ringo5
Sorry to hear about your GF. Don't have much advice on that front except to say that whatever relationship you're in, you should have your feelings reciprocated or it will feel unbalanced..