Spiceant, when you find a kingdom hall. walk upto the front gate, then trun 180 degrees and RUN LIKE THE WIND.....DONT TURN BACK......RUN FOREST RUN..........
geevee
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JW congegrations
by spiceant ini have been looking for dates and places when jwitnesses hold their congegrations in their kingdom halls but i have failed to find the dates, i did find one kingdom hall within my city (within a 25 minutes action radius).
but when do they hold their congegrations?
i'v never been to one but that you can supposidly walk into any of the congegrations is something.. about a 9 months ago (august 2005) i red an article about a phenomena i would later know as peak oil which is generally about how the western society is very dependant on oil and is incapable of turning away from it before it becomes to expensive of a commodity for us (very generally speaking).
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JW congegrations
by spiceant ini have been looking for dates and places when jwitnesses hold their congegrations in their kingdom halls but i have failed to find the dates, i did find one kingdom hall within my city (within a 25 minutes action radius).
but when do they hold their congegrations?
i'v never been to one but that you can supposidly walk into any of the congegrations is something.. about a 9 months ago (august 2005) i red an article about a phenomena i would later know as peak oil which is generally about how the western society is very dependant on oil and is incapable of turning away from it before it becomes to expensive of a commodity for us (very generally speaking).
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Spiceant, when you find a kingdom hall. walk upto the front gate, then turn 180 degrees and RUN LIKE THE WIND.....DONT TURN BACK......RUN FOREST RUN..........
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SECRET DOCUMENTS: District Convention
by Elsewhere init is time for the district convention so i thought i would share a nice little tid-bit.. thanks to someone who must remain anonymous, we now have the instructions that are given to the speakers at the district conventions:.
http://www.reexamine.info/docs/district_convention_talk_instructions.pdf (17 kb - small file).
http://www.reexamine.info/docs/district_convention_talk_instructions.jpg (1 mb - large file, original jpg scan image).
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geevee
It all sounds very typical. So many rules were spawned from the commands of Jesus Love God with whole heart, mind and soul; Neighbor as self and Love one another. You can see that he really meant to say all the other stuff about how to run a DC and how to give the talks there and every other frickin rule that has ever been written in the WT/publications.........
White shirts; suits [trousers and matching jacket] I thought this was just standard clothing for all dubz? -
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I've had it. I want to DA myself
by White Waves inbut i am afraid to send a letter to my old kh.
what should i write to make sure they don't just df me?
also, they refused my request to da myself before.
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geevee
I dont get it. You requested to DA and they refused. As far as you're concerned, you already DA'd. It is their bad luck if they refused it. You already did. And you sound like you are being treated accordingly. If it was me, I would consider myself out of there.
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What is the naughtiest thing you ever did during a dist./circuit assembly?
by lovernotafighter in.
i,ve done a few, but one of the best was going to see strippers with two other young brothers.. anyone else do anything fun or taboo?
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geevee
Whilst at the last "international" we were all told NOT to support any of the "worldly" food venues in the area. Virtually straight after the announcement, our son and his cousin turn up with food from MacDonalds. All the people around us were aghast, you could see their mouths open in shock and they were waiting for us to "discipline" these naughty boys. But we were too busy,........ laughing til we nearly cried. It was ironic and typical of kids to do that. These two then had to sit there and eat their maccas, while the smell permeated the air for all and sundry.
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What is the naughtiest thing you ever did during a dist./circuit assembly?
by lovernotafighter in.
i,ve done a few, but one of the best was going to see strippers with two other young brothers.. anyone else do anything fun or taboo?
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geevee
When we were much younger, my brother standing on a balcony above the food preparation area, spat and it went into the carrots that were being cut up.
Went to a hotel when I turned 21!! which was at a CA.
At another CA my friends and I got pretty drunk and went nude swimming in the motel pool. Heaps of dubs were staying there.
When I was a teen ager we got into a fight with some other dub kids from another state.
BUt.....the best....for us, the last DC we went to, my wife and I arrived half hour before lunch, sat where we could be seen by many who knew us, then had lunch outside, socialized heaps, then when the lambs were all called to come back in and sit down, we headed for the carpark and went home. The best convention ever! -
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OMG i just found my baptisim video
by Es inand it sure was a laugh, in melbourne they have the convention at the tennis centre with most of vic jw going there.
i think round the time i got baptised there were around 14,000 in attendance.. theres footage of the convention, there footage of us volunteers early in the morning making sandwhiches in our gorgeous cloth hats and aprons, and then theres my baptisim,.
sure brought back a lot of memories.
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geevee
You could hide out in the change room at the DC,probably have to avoid the heavy security, then get into your "modest attire" and walk out with the rest of them. Just like the guys just did in prison break!!!!
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Society gets New Light™ on UN?
by under_believer ini have been doing some research recently on the society's most recent teachings and statements about the united nations.
as we all know, the society has made some very extreme, very negative statements about the united nations in the past, even as recently as 1999: *** dp chap.
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geevee
You could also look at the sneaky change to the 2 big questions for each baptismal candidate has to answer on the day. These changed and not too many even heard it or saw it. Man I didn't.
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I think they after me now!!!
by flag in2 days ago i received a phone call from an elder that recently moved to the cong i was in.. this elder is the type that feels that he is a big shot!
he gives parts in dc and ca's.. he asked me if he can come to visit, i told him that my husband had to be present and he had to call in advance to make an appointment.. this elder is so obnoxious and treat women as a 2nd class citizens.
any suggestions?.
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geevee
answering machine......caller id. Ignore him. Tell him you'll call him when you are ready...
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The Exclusive Brethren: JW's on steroids in Oz
by HalfWayThere inheard a story on the radio (triplej) about a religion in australia called the exclusive brethren.
when the story was being introduced i thought they were talking about jw's, but then it all sounded much worse:.
link: http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hack/notes/s1594232.htm.
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geevee
p.s. They aslo get on the streets and yell out their message of salvation. I went up to one, one day and said "Hey, do you think Jesus Christ would have stood on the street corner and yelled out like an idiot??"
Wow did he flush, he went scarlet red and then told me jesus died for sinners like me. Mustv'e taken all his strength not to come after me and smash me....