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  What's your best and worst physical feature in your opinion

  by Dustin in

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  for me i think i have nice eyes, and a nice ass for a dude.

  i don't like my stomach, i had a hernia surgery 2 years ago, and it's just never gotten as flat as it used to be.

  i also wish i had bigger arms.. dustin

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  Brooke, you are mintier than a york peppermint patty, baby...can i have your number too?
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  Is Confession Actually A Bad Thing To Do?

  by Englishman in

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  when i make mistakes ( i do, i do!

  ) or do something really bad, the last thing i think about is confessing to it.. i apologise where appropriate, try to learn from the experience and generally file away the event so's to maybe profit by the experience.

  sometimes i even feel remorse!.

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  Brooke said:

  I walked in and told them what happened and they all looked at me like I was an Idiot for not just taking the money. I told them when it comes my day to die I want to say to god...."Yes I know I did this ....but come on God I gave the delivery guy back his money that at least should count for something!" I also said I know lighting will strike and it may hit me if I don't do this.

  You are so funny Brooke, I always read you're posts and are usually lmfao! Thanks for the entertaiment, you brightened up my day-April
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  Life Is Amazing...

  by FMZ in

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  you ever have that time... that week where just everything goes right?.

  this is the week.

  i love life..

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  Thats awesome FMZ, but this is definatley NOT my week! But things can only get better, right? Im glad u are having a good week though, my week is coming...I just know it.

  -April of the *life is a sh*t storm right now* class
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  What made your whole congregation laugh during a meeting?????????

  by cindykp in

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  i only have one that comes to mind.

  a sister was visiting our hall from another congregation and was sitting in the back of the hall.

  she raised her hand to answer a question, but only had one finger in the air.

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  Brooke said:

  "Chest Friends"!

  Hehe, that was funny! And good for you for NOT keeping your mouth shut about that, thats the kinda story that makes me say YES!!!!!!

  In our hall there was an older, ecentric lady who proclaimed all the time that burping and farting were natural bodily functions and they shouldnt be "bottled up", even during meetings, and she sure would let em rip ALL THE TIME, it was friggin hillarious!

  Or the older guy who always sat up front who claimed to be annointed but was just obviosly loopy and would give rambling watchtower comments, the conductor would try to avoid calling on him at all costs.
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  Do you find any value in attending the occaisonal meeting?

  by 24k in

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  do you still attend the occaisonal meeting with your believing family members?

  if so, do you find any value in what's presented?

  i still attend the occaisonal sunday meeting with my believing wife in an effort to show my respect for her feelings and my willingness to be tolerant.

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  Yeah kinda like Dawn said, if I did ever go it would probably just make me happy I didnt have to go all the time anymore!
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  to everyone who posted/is posting/will post a photo of self...

  by MerryMagdalene in

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  ...a favorite quote of mine from marianne williamson: .

  "our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

  our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

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  where is this picture thread everyone is talking about?
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  Another Newbie from Wisconsin

  by TooOpinionated in

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  after seeing all the new people from wisconsin today i decided to come out of my lurker mode.

  i have been practically obsessed with this board since i discovered it, and i give everyone here credit for helping my husband and i leave the borg.

  i had been in 11 years, and my husband 27 years, along with our 3 small children.

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  Cathy:

  I believe we are planning an apostafest in Milwaukee during summerfest, mmmm beer food, music and apostates. What could be better?
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  WHAT'S THE WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD?

  by Mary in

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  the worst one i ever had was working in a frozen chicken factory.

  there were about 30 of us in a freezing cold room and my shit job was to feel the half-frozen chicken breasts up, to see if there were any little bones in them.

  well after the first 5 minutes my frigging fingers were frozen stiff, so i couldn't tell if there were any bones in there or not........after 20 minutes it felt like my hands were having an out of body experience and if they weren't in front of my frozen face, i would've thought they had dropped off.

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  Worst job ever:

  Definately being a JW, this would fall under the catagory of child labor, general duties of this most horrible job would include :

  -knocking on doors and peddling stupid magazines that no one wants

  -preparing for talks

  -studying for the watchtower

  -attending 5 hours of "work meetings" per week

  -being a "good little elder's daughter"

  -sitting in the school library during any kind of fun celebration, i.e: birthdays, christmas, etc...

  -getting picked on all the time at school for being "different"

  this is the abbreviated list of jw job duties
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  I have a Dilemma ... would appreciate some advice....

  by stevenyc in

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  well, it appears that i?m in a bit of a quandary and would appreciate any advice anyone could give.

  two days ago i announced that spring had finally arrived to some fellow new yorkers.

  they tried to convince me that on the north east coast, spring is never certain until summer is here, nonetheless i was adamant that, ?spring had indeed arrived?, and took on full responsibility for such a (now obvious) brash statement.. .

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  Snow down the pants. but you might want to wear an insulated, even heated, jock strap.

  I agree, however be carefull not to get electricuted if indeed it is an electric heated jock strap
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  Another Newbie from Wisconsin

  by TooOpinionated in

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  after seeing all the new people from wisconsin today i decided to come out of my lurker mode.

  i have been practically obsessed with this board since i discovered it, and i give everyone here credit for helping my husband and i leave the borg.

  i had been in 11 years, and my husband 27 years, along with our 3 small children.

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  Hello and welcome, Wisconsin Rules!!!!!!!!

  Um, on further consideration of that statement, I wish to say... NOT!!