Dear Brothers,
It is with great reverence indeed that the Fitful & Disfunctional Slave has deemed it necessary to relocate Jehovah's belongings to our Patterson location for reasons that are better left to those who receive New Light. The prophetic ones will soon relay to us (probably in the form of a new book) the reasoning that has lead to this phenomenal event. We know it is human nature to speculate as to why this is happening but let us remember what King David said at Proverbs 6:10, "Let me sleep a little longer! Sure just a little bit more!" (Living Bible). So please Brothers, go back to sleep and remember we'll let you know if you need to know anything.
Warm Christian Love,
The Boyz in Brazil/Brooklyn