Wow Gary...I think you're on to something. Maybe Jesus will pay a return visit and help the Boyz from Brooklyn start a auto company...It's time for ... The ALL NEW 2004 "KINGDOM Kruiser". Yes, you too can be driving what the smart "friends" are driving this year. The All New 2004 KINGDOM Kruiser maxivan featuring Armegeddon Power under the hood!
You'll think it's the Four Horsemen of the Apoccolypse when you accelerate from meeting for service to Krispy Kream doughnuts!
And with the advanced "New Light" lighting system you'll never worry about those drives to the Hall at night!
Room for 8 weight-challenged Pioneers and now a special rear seat for those spiritually weak and un-baptized publishers conviently located in the rear of the van! And talk about storage...the All New 2004 Kingdom Kruiser will hold a year's worth of Watchtowers and Awakes!
Options include: Mono recorded cassette tapes of your favorite Kingdom Melodies (not to be confused with Loonie Tunes).
The newest Global Positioning System (GPS) so we can direct your field service from headquarters and monitor your spiritual conversations.
DRIVE THE "APPROVED" KAR...THE KAR THE GOVERNING BODY DRIVES!
THE ALL NEW 2004 KINDOM KRUISER
Talk to a dealer (K.H.) near you and be sure to ask about our convenient Pay Forever Plan.
-BONEZZ (of the...they;re driving me to drink class)
PS. I'm sure you folks have a few options to throw in there.