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  Things my kitten needs to know

  by rebel8 in

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  1. no matter how much you search my neck, you are not going to find a cat nipple.

  knock it off.. 2. the recepticles with dirt and plants in them are, well, plants.

  the recepticles with clay (which resembles dirt) are litter boxes.

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  Don't forget to tell her that dead mice are not nice presents for mommy to find on her slippers
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  Recycling: Not for True Christains

  by jeanniebeanz in

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  2. friends

  so, i'm sitting here sorting out my recycling since tomorrow is trash day, and i remembered something that happened years ago that gave me a chuckle.. it was a sunday botchtower study and the topic was things that we should be doing to prepare for life in the new system.

  even as a child, i didn't answer from the magazine and they never knew just what i was going to say; they would usually not let me hold the mic myself just for that reason... .

  i had been learning about recycling to preserve our natural resources in school (6th grade, i was 10) and had my comment ready to go:.

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  Bravo Jeannie!!!!!!!
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  Weird Field Service Experiences

  by PaulJ in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  did anyone have any really weird calls?

  i remember one when i was aux pioneering- some guy said he belived in 'the book of the yellow man' which he said was based on the belief that aliens came to earth in a hot air balloon and created mankind... or something like that.

  he was an odd chap.

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  oh I almost forgot to tell you about the story of one the older sisters we were out in serivce with. During lunch break she went to the restroom and came back with her skirt tucked inside her pantyhose. She proceeded to go to the jukebox in the diner to play a song. One the brothers went over to her and stood up behind her and helped her pull her skirt out.

  lmao that was funny
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  Weird Field Service Experiences

  by PaulJ in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  did anyone have any really weird calls?

  i remember one when i was aux pioneering- some guy said he belived in 'the book of the yellow man' which he said was based on the belief that aliens came to earth in a hot air balloon and created mankind... or something like that.

  he was an odd chap.

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  One time I met a householder who came to the door wearing pink bunny slippers. Not unusual you might say. The only hing is the householder was a MAN
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  ScreenNames for Jesus?

  by RichieRich in

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  if jesus was online, what would his sn be?

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  You people crack me up.

  CarpentersSon
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  What did you do as a child (or adult) to survive boredom during meetings?

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  what did you do as a child (or adult) to survive boredom during meetings?.

  as a child i remember sitting behind a sister with a pink angora sweater.

  i would pull of a bit of the lint from it and tilt my head back and place it above my lips a bit.

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  I try staring at the speaker long enough so I can see his Aura. This takes a lot of practice.
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  Venus and Serena Williams Get Their Own Reality Show

  by Dogpatch in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  venus and serena williams get their own reality show .

  in a press release, serena said "the series will provide our fans with an up-close, inside look at our lives away from the tennis courts.

  " hmmm.

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  ok the reality show would be really funny if the cameras followed them to the kingdom hall, then as one of them raised their hand to answer a question the camera would zoom in on her clevage. ( you know from the mike handlers point of view)....lmao

  It would even better if the WT study was about how wonderfully we are made.
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  Best Part of the DC

  by RichieRich in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you are all well aware of the fact that i went to the dc last weekend.. most of you are also aware of a situation i have with a young kid my age who is in my circuit.

  if not, here's the cliff notes on it.

  he turned me in and got me put on reproof.

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  Oh Richie You are the Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  What is you (or somebodies) best blooper in the KH?

  by DannyBloem in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  for example: we had a 'faithfull' brother getting older and confused.

  when something did not really went as he liked it (didn't get the answer etc) he shouted very loudly 'god doom me in the hell!

  one time i had to do the closing prayer on the midweek meeting.

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  Ok my blooper wasn't at the hall it was the assembly.

  The talk was about not being like Lot's wife "Don't turn around". Well everytime (which was quite often) the brother said "don't turn around", I did. mommy was not pleased with me. lol
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  Montana scandal

  by loosie in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  a few days ago on a thread here someone mentioned a sex scandal in montana invovling elders adn 17 year olds.

  it was stated that this could be found on silent lambs web site.

  i did a search for it , but it didn't work.

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  Thank you for your replies. Looks like it must have been a rumour.