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  Blood oranges-Should you abstain?

  by gringojj in

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  when oranges are not orange.

  by awake!

  writer in italy .

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  loosie

  lol @ gringojj
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  So what's your favorite JW joke?

  by TresHappy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  my favorite one is: what happens when your cross a jehovah's witness with an atheist?

  someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

  i love this joke.

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  loosie

  I've got got two:

  Jehovah's Witness Virus: Deletes all but 144000 select files.

  Two Jehovah's Witnesses were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. The woman told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to discuss religion and then slammed the door in their faces.
  To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open.
  Seeing the two Witnesses still standing at the door infuriated her further.
  She stormed back to the door and flung it shut, but the door still didn't close.
  She grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could, but again, the door wouldn't shut.
  Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would really teach them a lesson.
  Just then, one of the JWs said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."
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  Snooty Chickenbutt

  by Dimples in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my new name is snooty chickenbutt...

  follow the instructions to find your new

  name and post it so we can all have fun.

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  Goober Frickenhump

  Gross!!!!
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  Generic thread about supernatural

  by FMZ in

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  (event which happened to me that i do not feel that science can explain).

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  (asking for other possible explanations)

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  Ok a long time ago. People who said the earth was not flat and that the earth revolved around the sun were crazy. Science has now proven those crazy people right.

  So is it a matter of time, before we figure these things out?

  I personaly can tell what song will be played on the radio next. I also once avoided a car accident by telling myself what was around the blind corner.
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  Blood oranges-Should you abstain?

  by gringojj in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when oranges are not orange.

  by awake!

  writer in italy .

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  Good thing the dubs didn't get the idea that there is real blood in these oranges.

  Yes logical people would know that there is no actual blood in a blood orange. But for there to actually be an article about, you know someone must have thought there was.

  lol
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  So how do you explain this....

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i didn't want to hi jack this thread.. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/95312/1.ashx.

  but i wanted to open this up for discussion.

  since being raised a jw, everything unexplainable has been attributed to demons.

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  Ok Greendawn,

  Demons simply can't invade the material world

  So you believe in demons but they can't invade our world. Why do you say that? How do you know?
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  New Special Ass'y Day and Circuit Assembly Themes for 2006 Service Year

  by TheListener in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  new circuit assembly program:.

  par.1: during the final days of this corrupt old world, it is vital that we maintain our spiritual attire and safeguard our christian identity.

  (rev.

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  1. How do we put on the new personality, and why must we maintain it?

  So that we look and act just like everyone else

  2. How have some increased their share in the preaching work?

  By using fuzzy math when filling out your service report

  3. Why should we avoid comparing ourselves with others?

  Yeah the elders compare you to others, that one usually doesn't get applied

  4. How can family members manifest the new personality within the family circle?

  By beatings inthe bathroom during the meeting

  5. How can we show loyal support within the congregation?

  By slipping the elders a $20 here and there

  6. Why do we need to display the new personality in the field ministry?

  So more people will buy magazines

  7. What does proper meditation include, and how do we benefit from such meditation?

  Yoga

  8. What qualities will make us malleable in Jehovah's hands?

  Being a submissive woman helps

  9. How important is it to use our tongue aright?

  We can't use our tongue aright, It isn't allowed

  10. What benefits come from using wholesome speech with workmates, schoolmates, and others?

  We look even more like a dweeb than usual

  12. What is the most honorable use of our tongue?

  The most hororable use is On your Spouse

  13. What must we do in order to conquer the wicked one?

  Stop donating money to him

  14. In what areas should we endeavor to remain without spot from the world?

  No blood spots on our hospital clothes

  15. Why must we daily renew the person we are inside, and how can we do so?

  By visiting JWD

  16. What counsel from this year's circuit assembly program are you planning to apply?

  none
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  So how do you explain this....

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i didn't want to hi jack this thread.. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/95312/1.ashx.

  but i wanted to open this up for discussion.

  since being raised a jw, everything unexplainable has been attributed to demons.

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  loosie

  I didn't want to hi jack this thread.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/95312/1.ashx

  But I wanted to open this up for discussion. Since being raised a JW, everything unexplainable has been attributed to demons. So how do normal people (by this I mean non JW), explain these unexplainable things? Like in Blondie's post the WTBS described getting the sheets pulled off of you in the middle of the night, noises that aren't right, electrical equipment being turned on by itself.

  Anyone out there have some answers?
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  Superstitious JW Nonsense

  by 95stormfront in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  one of my jw relatives was relating to me another one of their superstitious nonsense stories designed to demonize every damn thing that doesn't fall into an approved wt list.

  she was telling me about a her friend, who upon cleaning a relatives house, found a voodoo doll with a prayer to demons written on paper that it took an hour to burn.

  she also related to me how in the hour it took to burn the demon paper prayer, everyone around them getting sick and falling into convulsions.. i guess she was a little perturbed that i was .

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  loosie

  Of course there's always the one about the Smurf that came to life in the hall and beat up a Cabbage Patch doll while a group of witness kids were in a hot tub getting syphllis because thier ride was held up with a flat tire and had a bird fly over and crap on him. It took over an hour to wash the poop off him!

  LOL @ Wasanelder Once

  If you hear voices or demon-caused noises, what can you do? Turn your attention to the things of God!

  I believe Physcoligists call this PTSD. And there are pills for it.
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  Police give man amputated foot back

  by loosie in

  1. social
  2. current

  http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0726amputated-foot-cr.html .

  associated press.

  jul.

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  loosie

  I'm sorry I should have put a warning on this thread. " Do not read with your mouth full"