So what's your favorite JW joke?

TresHappy

My favorite one is: what happens when your cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist? Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason. I love this joke. Don't ask me why...

loosie

I've got got two:

Jehovah's Witness Virus: Deletes all but 144000 select files.

Two Jehovah's Witnesses were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. The woman told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to discuss religion and then slammed the door in their faces.
To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open.
Seeing the two Witnesses still standing at the door infuriated her further.
She stormed back to the door and flung it shut, but the door still didn't close.
She grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could, but again, the door wouldn't shut.
Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would really teach them a lesson.
Just then, one of the JWs said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."

talesin

St. Peter is showing somoeone around heaven. He explains that each religion has its own room.

As they walk past the first open door, he says "These are the baptists, they are having a church supper."

And the next door, "These are the RC, they are having a bingo."

And so on.

Finally they are coming up to a closed door. St. Peter puts his finger to his lips and stage whispers "Shhh, those are the JWs, they think they are the only ones up here."

talesin

A man is standing at the bus stop, dressed in a plain suit, white shirt w/ tie, holding a briefcase.

The woman standing next to him strikes up a conversation, and asks "Are you one of Jehovah's Witnesses?"

Man replies, "Lady, don't try to get me involved, I didn't even see the accident!"

Satanus

I like the cat in the door one, mainly cuz that's where the little ~~buggers~~ furballs like to be.

S

Dimples

Found this and thought it was funny....

Three Religious Truths

Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop.

DIMPLES

joelbear

What is big and purple and rotten?

Babylon the Grape

Legolas

St. Peter is showing somoeone around heaven. He explains that each religion has its own room.
As they walk past the first open door, he says "These are the baptists, they are having a church supper."
And the next door, "These are the RC, they are having a bingo."
And so on.
Finally they are coming up to a closed door. St. Peter puts his finger to his lips and stage whispers "Shhh, those are the JWs, they think they are the only ones up here."

LMAO............Like Homer Simpson would say...'It's funny because it's true!'.

Justin

The name of the brother who gave the talk on discipline was Seymore Burnbutts.

Quentin

How can you tell the difference between a dead JW and a dead dog in the middle of the highway?

The dog has skid marks in front of it.

So what's your favorite JW joke?

Three Religious Truths

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