Talk about funny ads:
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we jsut found out that my step son is planning to apply to bethel when he turns 19. does anyone know what they currently require, what the current "salary" is, amount of time off per year, etc?
he hasn't turned 18 yet, but is already regular pioneering so he can qualify.
we are just curious.
Talk about funny ads:
Why is this ad Should gays marry show up at the bottom of this thread
a jw parking a hummer at a kingdom hall.
this is nothing unusual at this hall.
when i drive by in the mornings to take the hubby to work, i often see lexus, bmws, mercedes, caddies, audis, etc.
lol @ Scully
It doesn't matter what kind of car as long as it's 4 door.
court file no.
superior court of justice.
watchtower bible and tract society of .
Now why doesn't the WTBTS use their own advice and "wait on Jehovah". If the website is doing something wrong by quoting the WT (which we all know it's not) Jehovah will take care of it, and WT can concentrate on other more important matters, such as keeping an eye on those child molestors they seem fond of.
am i the only one here who has non-jw and jw siblings who exclude you from "family" social events, but see nothing wrong with asking you to contribute a significant amount of money toward gifts for jw parents who instigate your exclusion from family social events?.
quite frankly, i'm pissed off about this most recent request and i'm planning on ignoring it.
why should i give $200 of my hard earned wages to people who won't permit me in their home or speak to me?
Here's a link for you Scully
Sorry I can't get the file attachment to work
i really enjoy reading the stories/experiences you guys all post on here from your jdub days..... the funny, ridiculous, ironic ones make me laugh but reinforce in my mind that i've done the right thing by leaving that organisation.. the hurtful, sad, mean ones make me hurt as well but again - reinforce in my mind that i've done the right thing by leaving that organisation.. the scandals that go on - well same again - they reinforce in my mind that i've done the right thing by leaving that organisation.. i do appreciate the time you all take in writing down your stories and will never tire of reading them.
so if you have a story you haven't relayed here before because it is didn't seem relevant to a thread i would love to read it!.
cheers - miss peaches
Geez out outofthebox, sounds like that brothers wife shouldn't have let him off of his leash.
Brooke go look at Richie Rich's new avatar. You've got an admirer.
lmbo
the wts claims they can make mistakes, fix them, and its all good because the bible says the light gets brighter.
thats all fine and good but if thats true then why wouldnt new light appy to all other religions?
how can the say that other religions are false because of what they teach?
Good point!!!!
here in quebec, one funny expression people say is "donne a manger a un cochon, et il viendra chier sur ton perron" .
word for word in english this would mean: feed a pig, and he will shit on your porch.
in other words, sometimes you try to be nice to people, and they don't always try to be nice to you in return.. .
What I have been known to say:
Who lit the fuse on her tampon?
Don't get your panites twisted
Don't get your boxers in a bunch
Funny ones I've heard:
That is slicker than owl shit on a door knob.
I am so hungry my belly button is touching my spine