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  Help with a punchline please

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  i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.

  it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".

  sellotape.

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  Dubstepped I don't recall asking people to write my punchlines. If I have can you send me the link.

  My actual punchline is

  So I brought home a fat prostitute....
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  Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

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  in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

  cheers.

  paul.

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  usualusername1

  In my comedy I want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.

  Do you have any suggestions?

  Cheers

  Paul
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  Help with a punchline please

  by usualusername1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.

  it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".

  sellotape.

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  I have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life. It goes like this....

  Yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?"

  I said. What? Sellotape. Sellotape. Hows that work?

  She says. It's round, sticky and has a whole in it.

  What would you write as a punchline?

  Thx

  Paul
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  Worst things said in talks available online

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  hiya peeps.

  in my comedy routine i am keen to add some audio of the worst things jws have said in talks.

  tight pants tony.

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  usualusername1

  Hiya Peeps

  In my comedy routine I am keen to add some audio of the worst things JWs have said in talks. So far I can think of

  1. Tight pants Tony
  2. The horrors of Armageddon. Cannot find audio
  3. Women are stupid. GB member I think

  Can you think of any others?

  Cheers

  Paul
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  My Book of Bible Stories. Comedy sketch

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  guys.

  i am trying to write a stand up comedy sketch on my book of bible stories.. one idea is how the violence, rape have helped me with making decisions as an adult.

  another idea is to pretend the book is being released today and attempt to sell the book and stories to the audience.. do you have any ideas?.

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  Guys. I am trying to write a stand up comedy sketch on My Book of Bible stories.

  One idea is how the violence, rape have helped me with making decisions as an adult.

  Another idea is to pretend the book is being released today and attempt to sell the book and stories to the audience.

  Do you have any ideas?

  Paul
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  Updates on the workload of Bethelites

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  have the bethelites started cooking and doing their own washing yet?

  how are they coping?.

  paul.

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  usualusername1

  Am loving these comments though slightly off topic...
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  List of controversies

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  in my comedy i am playing around with being a jw spokesman justifying the ridiculous things in the publications, website, letters and talks by governing body members.. can you give me some scandals please?.

  to start off with un ngo membership.... thanks.

  paul.

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  usualusername1

  In my comedy I am playing around with being a JW spokesman justifying the ridiculous things in the publications, website, letters and talks by Governing Body members.

  Can you give me some scandals please?

  To start off with UN NGO membership...

  Thanks

  Paul
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  Updates on the workload of Bethelites

  by usualusername1 in

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  have the bethelites started cooking and doing their own washing yet?

  how are they coping?.

  paul.

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  usualusername1

  Have the Bethelites started cooking and doing their own washing yet? How are they coping?

  Thanks

  Paul
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  Do any of the current Governing Body have academic qualifications?

  by usualusername1 in

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  do any of the current governing body have academic qualifications?.

  thanks.

  paul.

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  usualusername1

  Do any of the current Governing Body have academic qualifications?

  Thanks

  Paul
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  Funniest or strangest thing to happen to you when knocking on a door

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  what is the funniest or strangest thing to happen to you or your partner when knocking on doors?.

  mine was seeing a greenhouse with mannequins inside.

  scary...paul.

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  Yikes