i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.
it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".
sellotape.
I have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life. It goes like this....
Yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?"
I said. What? Sellotape. Sellotape. Hows that work?
She says. It's round, sticky and has a whole in it.
What would you write as a punchline?
Thx
Paul
hiya peeps.
in my comedy routine i am keen to add some audio of the worst things jws have said in talks.
tight pants tony.
Hiya Peeps
In my comedy routine I am keen to add some audio of the worst things JWs have said in talks. So far I can think of
Can you think of any others?
Cheers
Paul
guys.
i am trying to write a stand up comedy sketch on my book of bible stories.. one idea is how the violence, rape have helped me with making decisions as an adult.
another idea is to pretend the book is being released today and attempt to sell the book and stories to the audience.. do you have any ideas?.
Guys. I am trying to write a stand up comedy sketch on My Book of Bible stories.
One idea is how the violence, rape have helped me with making decisions as an adult.
Another idea is to pretend the book is being released today and attempt to sell the book and stories to the audience.
Do you have any ideas?
Paul
have the bethelites started cooking and doing their own washing yet?
how are they coping?.
paul.
Am loving these comments though slightly off topic...
in my comedy i am playing around with being a jw spokesman justifying the ridiculous things in the publications, website, letters and talks by governing body members.. can you give me some scandals please?.
to start off with un ngo membership.... thanks.
paul.
In my comedy I am playing around with being a JW spokesman justifying the ridiculous things in the publications, website, letters and talks by Governing Body members.
Can you give me some scandals please?
To start off with UN NGO membership...
Thanks
Paul
have the bethelites started cooking and doing their own washing yet?
how are they coping?.
paul.
Have the Bethelites started cooking and doing their own washing yet? How are they coping?
Thanks
Paul
do any of the current governing body have academic qualifications?.
thanks.
paul.
Do any of the current Governing Body have academic qualifications?
Thanks
Paul
what is the funniest or strangest thing to happen to you or your partner when knocking on doors?.
mine was seeing a greenhouse with mannequins inside.
scary...paul.
Yikes
what is the funniest or strangest thing to happen to you or your partner when knocking on doors?.
mine was seeing a greenhouse with mannequins inside.
scary...paul.
What is the funniest or strangest thing to happen to you or your partner when knocking on doors?
Mine was seeing a greenhouse with mannequins inside. Scary...
Paul
that they have starting building towers from watches or watchtowers....
That they have starting building towers from watches or Watchtowers...
