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  How to give medicine to pets....

  by closer2fine in

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  cats .

  1) pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if.

  holding a baby.

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  FUNNNYYYYYY!!!!

  Just try giving a boa constrictor an injection.

  Boozy
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  No soliciting = Solicit, only if you're a JW!

  by Preston in

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  when i was an active jw in the field ministry, i was timid to the usual "no soliciting" sign and it was always an elder, or a po, or a c.o.

  who reminded me to not skip the house (which i did) with a "no soliciting" sign out front because the field ministry was not the same thing as soliciting (of course we're not soliciting members for our church, we're just warning you that if you don't become a member of our religion you're toast!

  ) i was a rather timid witness, so didn't care if they joined the religion or not, but i never did liked the reasoning that was put into preaching to people who had conspicuously placed "no soliciting" signs (you know, maybe thay don't want anyone who they don't know knocking at their doors anyway).

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  On more than one occasion, I came across homeowners who covered EVERYTHING:

  No loitering, no soliciting, NO WITNESSING!!!
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  The Insanity Test

  by Reborn2002 in

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  http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html .

  the true kingdom of god is located in your heart, not an organization of hypocrites.. www.geocities.com/latinloverchicago/jason1.html for my new webpage and info!!

  im trying to live now!

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  I think I am CERTIFIABLE!!!

  Boozy, who NEEDED that!!!
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  OK I'VE HAD IT!!!!

  by safe4kids in

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  i've been a jedi now for almost one whole night and nobody ('cept scully.

  have a little compassion people and help me out here!!!!.

  that is all.. dana.

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  Dana.....CONGRATS on your Jedi status :-)

  Boozy
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  Barbarino VS The Fonz. Who's cooler?

  by CoolBreeze in

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  as i was posting a reply to another thread i started thinking about my two favorite sitcoms when i was a kid.

  welcome back kotter, and happy days.

  i always wanted to be as cool as vinny barbarino (john travolta), or arthur "the fonz" fonzerelli(henry winkler).

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  Basically, it comes down to VOCABULARY:

  AAAAAYYYYYY vs. WHO?, WHAT?, WHERE?, WHY?, WHEN?

  Babarino had the larger vocabulary.
  However, a WALKING QESTION MARK is no match for an appropriately uttered AAAAYYYYYYYYY spoken with the utmost of confidence.

  The FONZ gets my vote.

  Boozy
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  Long-distance Relationships?

  by mindfield in

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  i'd like to ask for a tidbit of advice... if you don't mind!

  being the inexperienced 18-year old that i am, and with the close-minded parents that i have, it can be hard to find some good, reliable advice.

  so here's my dilemna.

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  Mind, the travel is nothing if the 2 of you truly can continue developing a good relationship. But, just remember, as mentioned by others:

  15 WILL GET YOU 20!!!

  So, just be careful if you decide to give it a try.

  boozy
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  A new JW Urban Legend in the making?

  by NikL in

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  got this e mail that seems to be making the rounds.

  sounds made up to me but in case you are interested in this sort of thing read on.... interesting remarks at morning worship from tom & esther chin: .

  monday, january 28, david splane, a member of the governing body conducte.

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  Stay tuned for a "I could have worked for ENRON" JW story.

  LOL
  Boozy
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  Death and Forgiveness

  by Mommie Dark in

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  my father died wednesday night.

  he's been bedridden, paralyzed, and tube fed for nearly five years, so it was more release than tragedy.. those of you who know my story will understand the miserable mix of emotions his passing has caused.

  the whole guilt and forgiveness issue shoved itself right up my nose into my forebrain.

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  MD, first of all, my condolences to you and your family.

  As to the forgiveness issue, it certainly is a difficult thing to deal with given the history (nasty memories) you mention.

  I can only say that by dealing with the issues head-on, as it appears you've done, you are taking an important step for yourself.

  Boozy

  p.s.The article made some very good points
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  Little Old Lady, $25,000, and Square Balls

  by BoozeRunner in

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  i loved this one...hehehehe.

  boozy.

  a little old lady went into the bank of canada one day.

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  Hi Harmony. Yep, I couldnt stop laughing...it reminds me of the guy in the bar who bets the bartender $250 or something like that, that he could piss in glass at the bar w/o missing. Of course he missed, instead pissing all over the bartender, who was laughing his ass off. The patron also smiled with glee. When asked by the bartender why he was so happy about losing $250, he replied, "I bet my friend over there $1000 that I could piss all over you and you would be laughing about it."
  LOL

  Boozy
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  Little Old Lady, $25,000, and Square Balls

  by BoozeRunner in

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  i loved this one...hehehehe.

  boozy.

  a little old lady went into the bank of canada one day.

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  I loved this one...hehehehe

  Boozy

  A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. carrying a bag of
  money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to
  open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
  After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the
  president's office (the customer is always right!)
  The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She
  replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
  The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so
  he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around.
  "Where did you get this money?"
  The old lady replied, "I make bets."
  The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
  The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your
  balls
  are square."
  "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that
  kind of bet!"
  The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
  "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
  The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money
  involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?"
  "Sure!" replied the confident president.
  That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long
  time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side,
  again and again.
  He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no
  way
  his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
  The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with
  her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the
  president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are
  square!"
  The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop
  his pants so they could all see. The president did. The little old lady
  peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
  "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess
  you
  should be absolutely sure."
  Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against
  the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter
  with
  your lawyer?"
  She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today,
  I'd
  have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."