Another good one....you may have heard this one b4, but its a classc.
A woman is having sex with her lover when her son comes home early from school. She promptly puts the kid in the closet. Next, her husband arrives, so she puts her lover in the same closet.
Kid:Its dark in here.
Lover:So what?
Kid:I have a baseball-wanna buy it?
Lover:NO!!
Kid:My dads out there....
The lover relunctantly agrees to buy the baseball for $25.
Two weeks later, the scenario repeats itself, with the kid and lover once again in the closet.
Kid:Its dark in here.
Lover:What now???
Kid:I have a baseball glove.
Lover:(sensing extortion)How much?
Kid:$75
The lover agrees to buy the glove to avoid getting caught.
The following weekend, the father tells his son to get his ball and glove to go to the park to play catch.
The kid explains that he sold them for $100. The father is enraged, telling his son that the items did not cost that much, and he was ashamed that he took advantage of one of his friends like that.
"Son, I am taking you to church tomorrow, and you will have to confess to the priest."
The next day,as promised, the father takes him to church, and leads him to the confessional.
The boy goes inside, and exclaims:"Its dark in here."
The priest replies:"Dont start that shit again!!!"
Boozy