C2F....Simply beautiful!!!! Can we get this published?
Boozy
we are sitting at lunch when my friend casually mentions that she and her husband are thinking of "starting a family".
"we're taking a survey," she says, half-joking.
"do you think i should have a baby?
C2F....Simply beautiful!!!! Can we get this published?
Boozy
i recall reading a wt article from the 1980s regarding how dfd and dad ones should be treated.
a portion of this article dealt with having business dealings with someone who is dfd.
if i remember correctly, the society encouraged the reader to, if possible, get out of any type of business partnership with someone who is dfd and not to have any business dealings with these ones.
On the flip side, I had a brother refuse to simply provide his graphic design services to me after I was DF'd. There was no business arrangement between us-it was as if I walked into Mickey D's and ordered a Big Mac.
Glad he didnt own a restaurant, or I may have starved to death. Some christian love, huh?
Boozy
on the way home from a function last night, an old song from the 80's came on the radio.....flashback time.. dad: you can not listen to that song!.
sister: why not dad?.
dad: because it is like the society says!
I remember as a teen in the late 70's, or perhaps early 80's, a Watchtower or Awake magazine showing all kinds of Egyptian stuff-pyramids and the like-in an article about music. Those illustrations were meant to discourage listening to the group EARTH, WIND and FIRE.
There was a rumor afloat that at their concerts, that when they were performing some illusions(magic), that they announced that Jehovahs Witnesses had to leave or the "magic" wouldnt work. LOLOLOLOL
Perhaps the WTS was just ashamed of their OWN past (1920's) dabblings in pyramidology.
Boozy
SEX SEX SEX...All you apostates think about is SEX!!!! LOL
Anyway, I hadda GF who liked to hold convos while performing oral sex on me. She'd just look up like a kid with a lollipop in her hand, talk for a bit, then continue with the scheduled fellatio.
As for me, I like to let my acions do the talking.
Boozy
january 10, 2002. for immediate release:.
approaches to education, inc. again calls jehovahs witnesses leaders to account.
in recent months william bowen blew the whistle on jehovah witnesses leaders' policy concerning the treatment of victims of child molestation within the religion.
Hi John,
I agree that the human rights angle is THE way to go. Keep up the good work, and see it through to fruition. This particular circumstance is PERSONAL to me, as Charles Riley is my fleshly brother.
Boozy
please check all that apply.. __ indoctrinated by parents.
a. more divine intervention.
b. less divine intervention.
RHW....TYVVM for the hilarious post!!! I viewed this some time ago, and it it just as funny now as when I first saw it.
Boozy
thought this was funny!.
drinks and personalities.
seven new york city bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality, based on what she drinks.
Hmmmmmmm......
Generally, I like Grand Marnier(its made from oranges) with a Draft beer(hops, barley, etc, etc) chaser.
I figure this gives me TWO of my daily food groups, right? (fruit and veggies)
I get the meat part when I get laid. [8>]
Boozy
i have a bad problem where i sore all night.
not just on the inhale, but on the exhale as well.
can anyone help me as my partner finds it hard to sleep.. any suggestions????.
I USED to snore, but a VERY insightful woman with whom I was very "close" decided to SIT ON MY FACE when the snoring got unbearable. I was CURED, but ruined the relationship when i began to FAKE snoring just for the opportunity to......shall I say, "have desert."
Boozy, of the NO MORE SNORING CLASS.
found this on the net.
worth sharing .
one day god was looking down at earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.
Another good one....you may have heard this one b4, but its a classc.
A woman is having sex with her lover when her son comes home early from school. She promptly puts the kid in the closet. Next, her husband arrives, so she puts her lover in the same closet.
Kid:Its dark in here.
Lover:So what?
Kid:I have a baseball-wanna buy it?
Lover:NO!!
Kid:My dads out there....
The lover relunctantly agrees to buy the baseball for $25.
Two weeks later, the scenario repeats itself, with the kid and lover once again in the closet.
Kid:Its dark in here.
Lover:What now???
Kid:I have a baseball glove.
Lover:(sensing extortion)How much?
Kid:$75
The lover agrees to buy the glove to avoid getting caught.
The following weekend, the father tells his son to get his ball and glove to go to the park to play catch.
The kid explains that he sold them for $100. The father is enraged, telling his son that the items did not cost that much, and he was ashamed that he took advantage of one of his friends like that.
"Son, I am taking you to church tomorrow, and you will have to confess to the priest."
The next day,as promised, the father takes him to church, and leads him to the confessional.
The boy goes inside, and exclaims:"Its dark in here."
The priest replies:"Dont start that shit again!!!"
Boozy
hi borgfree: on freefallins post you noted the following, i know there are some serving as elders etc.
who may be decent people apart from the wt.
however, the people they hurt by enforcing the wt doctrines are just as hurt as if done by an unloving elder.
WoW.....this is a loaded topic!!!
IMHO, I think that elders who stay in for their OWN reasons, but are "moderate" in their outlook, should not be judged harshly. For many, it is all they know, and also are looking out for the feelings of family members and such.
Remember, it took each and every one of us to get to the point of leaving when we were READY. The choice is up to the individual.
Yes, by staying "in", one must adhere to the orders of the borg, but each must approach leaving on their OWN terms, and at their own pace.
We were all in at one point, but neither Rome or the WTS was built in a day. It will not fall in a day. There will be no mass exodus. Elders will leave at their own pace, and each must make that decision as it pertains to their particular situation.
Boozy