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  DEITY WANTED-Job Application

  by BoozeRunner in

  1. social
  2. humour

  deity wanted-job appl.. one experienced deity wanted.

  location:earth.

  duties to include, but not limited to:performanc of miracles, end to human suffering, wars, etc.. please apply online using application below.

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  BoozeRunner

  Hippikon, compensation package and perks will be based upon experience. However, As a signing bonus, can I interest you in some ENRON STOCK????

  LOL,
  Boozy
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  DEITY WANTED-Job Application

  by BoozeRunner in

  1. social
  2. humour

  deity wanted-job appl.. one experienced deity wanted.

  location:earth.

  duties to include, but not limited to:performanc of miracles, end to human suffering, wars, etc.. please apply online using application below.

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  BoozeRunner

  Ginny, did that box fall off the back of a truck? LOL, ppl have been known to get scammed on televisions that way-at least they got rocks in the box or something. :-P

  Julie, you certainly seem to have impressive qualifications. I am sure we will be contacting you to set up a formal interview.

  Boozy
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  DEITY WANTED-Job Application

  by BoozeRunner in

  1. social
  2. humour

  deity wanted-job appl.. one experienced deity wanted.

  location:earth.

  duties to include, but not limited to:performanc of miracles, end to human suffering, wars, etc.. please apply online using application below.

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  BoozeRunner

  DEITY WANTED-Job Appl.

  One experienced deity wanted.
  Location:Earth
  Duties to include, but not limited to:Performanc of miracles, end to human suffering, wars, etc.

  Please apply online using application below

  Name(s)
  DIN(Deity Identification Number)
  MOB(Millenium of Birth)
  Age(Infinite is a plus)

  Have you ever ruled here before?
  _Yes
  _No
  If yes, please explain-were you
  1._Fired
  2._Quit
  3._Humiliated by the ALMIGHTY
  4._Destroyed by the ALMIGHTY(please explain)
  5._I was a false God

  Please list previous subjects below:
  Planet-------Galaxy-------Reason for leaving
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  2.
  3.
  4.
  5.

  TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF
  (check all that apply)

  Section I- Gender?
  1._God
  2._Goddess
  3._Androgenous
  4._Triune
  5._False God(if checked, please look elsewhere, we have enough of those)

  Section II-Qualities
  1._Loving
  2._Kind
  3._Egocentric
  4._Just
  5._Bloodthirsty
  6._Warmongering
  7._All of the above
  8._None of the above(please explain)

  Section III-Associates
  Do you or have you ever associated with any of the following:
  A.Gods or Godesses
  1._Jehovah
  2._Satan
  3._Buddha
  4._Allah
  5._The Almighty Dollar
  6._JanH
  7._Xena
  8._PeaceLoveHarmony
  9._Budweiser

  B.Superior Beings
  1._The Q Continuum
  2._Bill Gates
  3._Simon
  4._Amazing
  5._The Borg

  C._Wannabees
  1._Teletubbies
  2._Osama bn Laden
  3._The GB
  4._Any BOE-anywhere
  5._DO's, CO's, PO's
  6._The Pope
  7._YOU KNOW
  8._The WTS Borg

  Section IV-Travel
  A. Do you travel:
  1._At the spped of light
  2._Faster than the speed of light
  3._At the speed of sound
  4._In an SUV

  B.Do you mind traveling to any of the following places for the purpose of reclaiming souls? (check all that apply)
  1._Hell
  2._Heaven
  3._Purgatory
  4._Kingdom Halls(5 hours travelling per week required)
  5._Bethel
  6._Watchtower Farms

  Section V-Worship
  A. Please explain how you prefer to be worshipped(check all that apply)
  1._Animal sacrifices
  2._Virgin sacrifices
  3._Sex
  4._Virgin sex
  5._Insects
  6._Partying
  7._Tithing
  8._No worship, just amuse me
  9._Prayer (if checked, please explain how)
  a._Standing
  b._Kneeling
  c._Direction _N, _S, _E, _W
  d._In the throes of passion, ie, "OHHHHH GODDDDDD, yesssssssssss"
  
  Section VI-Experiences
  Are you skilled in using your powers to:
  1._Heal the infirmed
  2._Grant everlasting life
  3._Save the world
  4._Impart wisdom and knowledge
  5._Keep magazine peddlers away
  6._Help people get laid(never mind, alcoholic beverages work just fine)

  Ty for you interest in this position. We will be contacting all qualified candidates in the next millenium. If you are chosen for an interview, please bring portfolio of miracles, etc, proof of residence in this universe, and be prepared for a physical test of your abilities.

  Please email this application to
  [email protected]
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  Anyone From...?

  by Mister Biggs in

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  2. experiences

  ...philly area or even the poconos area?

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  Central Jerz here.

  Boozy
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  New member

  by aprostate in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well heres my story and i'm sticking to it :).

  my grandmother became a witness when my mom was a teenager.

  my mom became one when i was 4. that would be in 1954. i remember going to the international convention in ny at the yankee stadium and polo grounds.

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  BoozeRunner

  Aprostate...welcome. Enjoy thr ride here. :-)

  Boozy
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  Another Newbie

  by Kep in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi there,.

  my name is kep, and i've been looking on and off for a while and hadn't had the courage to say hello.. however, i feel i should should introduce myself as i've posted comments over the past 2 days.. i have enjoyed this site and have been able to see that there are many good ex-jws, just like me.. i have been "out" for almost 7 years now, and in the last 6 months have finally been able to let go of the borg.. free at last....

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  BoozeRunner

  Kep, welcome to the board. Enjoy your participation here. We look 4ward to our posts.

  Boozy
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  new one!!!

  by qadreena in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi, im angel, an ex like many others on here i gather.

  ill be on regularly so speak to you all soon.

  xxx angel xxx

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  BoozeRunner

  Reena, TY for sharing your story, and WELCOME!!!!

  I just LOVE fellow DJs. :-)

  Boozy
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  If you need to earn more - State your Hobby here:

  by Celtic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you could be earning money from your hobby, from the very thing that you enjoy as a past time in life.

  you may not be aware how to do so, but others here can assist you in showing ways forwards.

  what have you got to lose by stating your hobby / interest here?.

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  BoozeRunner

  Music is also my hobby-via DJing. Although I generally work for bars and such, in the near future, I will use my entertainment company to sponsor parties in my area. The pursuit of more and more music is never-ending...LOL

  Boozy, aka, DJ EVIL PHIL
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  SEX, LIES, DEMONS, & APOSTASY

  by You Know in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  the issue is as old as eden itself, that being: does god have the right to tell us what to do?

  that core question, more than anything else, defines what jehovahs witnesses are about, in that we are outspoken advocates and supporters of jehovahs right as sovereign to require obedience from his creatures.

  the flip side of that is, of course, rebellion against god, which is expressed in numerous ways and on all levels of society.

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  BoozeRunner

  Psalm 50 therefore applies to EVERY JW who supports the

  oppressive religious organization

  known as the Watchtower Society.

  As YOU KNOW, the real apostates inhabit WTS headquarters.

  Boozy
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  Personals

  by jayhawk1 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  i thought a discussion about personal ads would be fun.

  i have dated many women by many different methods.

  except i have never looked for women at a bar.

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  BoozeRunner

  hmmmmm....Pre-internet days(eons ago???) I answered a few newspaper personals. It yielded a few dates, and also my late wife.
  I have also dated a couple of women from chat rooms. Just like bars and such, you give it a try and see what gives. I would say the chat room thing is about 50/50 in terms of compatabiity.
  I also have a couple of ads on a few sites. Recently, a Russian hottie (21 yrs. old) expressed an interest in me. Made my 39 year old heart go THUMP!! LOL
  It is just a wise thing to be careful, espeially women when setting up meetings with people you "think" you know.

  Boozy