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Sparkplug
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I want a hut and a rock for a washing board. Mrs. Grizzly Adams...
by Sparkplug inso to top off my wonderful set of horrible happenings as of late...my washer was broke.
so after a couple of weeks i put off going down the street and borrowing an unused one from a friends garage.
i was told it was buried and hard to get out, so i took a bit of time tackling the job.
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I want a hut and a rock for a washing board. Mrs. Grizzly Adams...
by Sparkplug inso to top off my wonderful set of horrible happenings as of late...my washer was broke.
so after a couple of weeks i put off going down the street and borrowing an unused one from a friends garage.
i was told it was buried and hard to get out, so i took a bit of time tackling the job.
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Oh Bumblebee. You made me laugh so hard. I went to breakfast the other day with my shirt inside out so your story held a special giggle for me. And the black bra and white top. lol funny. (I share your pain, I have worn 2 different shoes to work. I think I was seeing which looked better and just forgot. hehehe. It is so good to see others do this mess.
Hey COCO! Towanda! ~ I have washed so many clothes in my life in a tub. I wish my world were one that I could stay home and do them as such. I do enjoy line hung clothes. I even had just said that is what I was going to do, but Texas weather has been so wet as of late. It really sucks. lol
Oh Timbo~ I pray for boredome really. I hate drama and this mess. Truly. I guess I am just built to make it through it. Laughter helps. I could not make this crap up I tell you. I pray to be bored. I would love just a year at least of quiet just lesiure. I would love it. Truly. And I am so happy you laughed with me. That was the point of this rant. Just laugh through it all. What else can I do aside from break?
~ I raise my aching head this morning to less funny days! Good morning lovely girl...I miss seeing you as much! I hope you are having fun.misanthropic AATW, of the "I leared to improvise, adapt, and overcome in the Marines" class.
~ I have always thought I needed to be a surviver. I so could kick but on a tropical isle."AATW, of the "I leared to improvise, adapt, and overcome in the Marines" class." I think moms and marines are just about the same. lol Great at all the above! And line drying. Just my cup of tea. But as above, it has only rained....and rained and rained and there is too much in this old house to dry now. lol I actually bought this older home with the vents at the baseboards. And seeing it is hot and rainy, well it would make it pretty damn hot in here if I turned it up to dry, or freaking cold. anyhow, TXU would have a hayday on my electric bill. They have already molested and raped all of my neighbors and myself. They really suck. I bet as soon as I get this all fixed, the sun comes out. It is supposed to be Tuesday. But today...I am going to shower and start the improvisation!!
Cumpet~ I love you makes about the only sense right now!!
Mother of a goat sucker.
Ah HA! Yet another Chupacabra sighting! I knew it existed! I knew it!lol very funny! Quick wit!
Acadian~ Your world always looks like this love filled creative world. I would love to join it! And I thought about a pic of me on my ride...but it was raininf soooo hard when I got home! but it was a funny site! That I can say!
OH J-EX-W! Don't say that. I found that just test my bad luck theory thing I have going and just to prove it....it always does. Quick throw a live chicken over your shoulder.
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LIVID at knocking documentary
by avishai inwe give state funds for this sh*t?
phillip brumley's smug face on there?
well, here's how he twists words about child molesters......the person referred to in the story, the victim, is my brother.
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Sparkplug
Yep, dead serious. Terrence Howard was the narrator, etc. etc.
He's a damn good actor, just a hypocrite like many JW's in the sports/entertainment field, there's a huge double standard.
Damn shame. Yes I see a big difference between Price and I. Serena Williams, and Selena (past) Michael Jackson and well the list does not end. But heck if I popped my nips out on this board I would be moderated...let alone all over public display such as Serena Williams and Lawdy...Disfellowshipped again.
Yes the double standards are amazing.
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I want a hut and a rock for a washing board. Mrs. Grizzly Adams...
by Sparkplug inso to top off my wonderful set of horrible happenings as of late...my washer was broke.
so after a couple of weeks i put off going down the street and borrowing an unused one from a friends garage.
i was told it was buried and hard to get out, so i took a bit of time tackling the job.
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brinjen- Now that is so funny....You know, I have done several things in that video. Now that is sad. Example walking into poles, baby puking, crashing on a motercross. Knocked over babies...Very funny indeed!
And nvrgnbk~ You know that boy only digs my ride! I bet he has a working car before I do. Make sure to tell him to be nice to the old ladies when their bikes break and understand when he is the boss that it is possible to have an unrealistic year full of "nothing to serious" crap. And tell him thanks. Nice to hear that youth thinks age is hot and not just the opposite...you know, "beauty is youth". Tho I must say I am looking like a little kid with a pair of knee high converse, painter jeans, t- shirt and a baseball cap backwards. lol
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I want a hut and a rock for a washing board. Mrs. Grizzly Adams...
by Sparkplug inso to top off my wonderful set of horrible happenings as of late...my washer was broke.
so after a couple of weeks i put off going down the street and borrowing an unused one from a friends garage.
i was told it was buried and hard to get out, so i took a bit of time tackling the job.
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Thanks you two....I am laughing already. It will pass. Tis' is life!
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I want a hut and a rock for a washing board. Mrs. Grizzly Adams...
by Sparkplug inso to top off my wonderful set of horrible happenings as of late...my washer was broke.
so after a couple of weeks i put off going down the street and borrowing an unused one from a friends garage.
i was told it was buried and hard to get out, so i took a bit of time tackling the job.
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Sparkplug
Oh, but on the good side, I got the exterminator in today, and I did get a ride home.
I tried to slither out of work so that nobody would notice, but my big boss caught me and would not take no for an answer. Tell me how silly I felt putting my bike in the back of his escalade? He has been trying to get me to show interest..Or any gal at work. lol and here I am looking a mess, wearing my lesbian pride T-shirt and putting my "ever so grown up into his "I make a ton of money" car. Yeah, I sure can impress 'em.
At any rate. I am sure I cured him today, and with that said, I am looking forward to not having a damn dry blanket to sleep on tonight. LMAO!! Maybe I will wear all my old meeting clothes at once and have such a buzz I won't care. You think?
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I want a hut and a rock for a washing board. Mrs. Grizzly Adams...
by Sparkplug inso to top off my wonderful set of horrible happenings as of late...my washer was broke.
so after a couple of weeks i put off going down the street and borrowing an unused one from a friends garage.
i was told it was buried and hard to get out, so i took a bit of time tackling the job.
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Sparkplug
So to top off my wonderful set of horrible happenings as of late...my washer was broke. So after a couple of weeks I put off going down the street and borrowing an unused one from a friends garage.
I was told it was buried and hard to get out, so I took a bit of time tackling the job. Well it was not so buried and I just got it put into place a few weeks ago.
So dig this. Your parents, so have to know what I am talking about...My youngest caught bugs at school. So that means wash everything. All bedding all clothes all floors with lysol and others bleach. Scrub till you drop and above all else do the hair and do a TON of laundry.
I had just had braids put in my hair, so there went that money down the tube and brushed mine just in case. No way am I risking that!So in the midst of all this, I have been fighting fleas since my mom went to the nursing home and my brother left the stupid dog I hate here when he went away on a business trip...
Well we all know these things are hard to get gone So I am about pesticided and bombed till I am blue in the face, I have this pile of laundry that would kill an elephant, and well look as if it is not enough......
The dryer breaks.
No problem! It's Texas. I will just hang them out to dry. BUT silly as it is, it keeps raining. And well with the kids in school, I cannot get it all done.
So solution is...take them to the laundry. BUT the car battery died last weekend, my daughter got tonsilitis (sp) and I ended up with a migraine for 3 days. More like 2 and 1/2, but I took the other half trying to get my sanity back. So I am sure this weekend I am going to get it all done. Wash all the clothes, go get a dryer, kick butt on the freaking mess I have going. Run to the pharmacy, do my shopping etc.
But last night after work, the car dies again. CRAP!! So not being able to be late to work, I figure out a plan. I will ride my sons bike to the dart rail. Then take it two exits up, get off the rail and ride a mile or two to work on the bike. Right? Wrong...
So most of my clothes are either wet, or dirty...so I try to borrow a t-shirt from my son. I put it on and take off on my bike. I get to the rail and I try to buy a month pass. If I don't end up needing it, my son will need it for he just let me know he has summer school......WELL!!! NOW!!! Suprise, thats a couple hundred... He so is paying it.
I stop at the counter and try to buy a ticket with my debit card. They don't sell tickets there and I am informed that I can get a rail pass for a dollar at the little machine. WELL I don't have a FREAKING dollar on me!...About in tears because my backup plan that does not require putting anyone out is failing I beg a pass off of the rail guy....
He looks at me and tells me "Don't make it a habit little lady!" Little lady? I want to say thank you and then kick his head in. What a jerk. But he gave me a pass and I am running out of time.
So...I get on the rail, take it to the exit I need, hop on the bike and go to take off and WOW...I have a flat tire. Mother of a goat sucker! What the hell? So looking at the clock I now see myself about to get written up for being late, so I start to push the damn bike through the woods as fast as I can go. The woods are empty and I would have loved it, except for I am late, out of shape, pissed, scared to death of getting mugged, raped and murdered and nobody is going to know where I am.
It starts to rain. FUDGEMUFFINS!!!! So crying, mad, breathing like an old smoking out of shape "young lady" that I am...I start to sob. Just freaking loose it. All the while thinking I have to push faster or I am going to be late.
Legs aching, out of breath, sore, wet, crying and mad, I get to work. I cannot find a place to park it. So it looks as if I am not there, but really I am wandering about the building trying to set it down.
Finally I get to my seat. Dry my eyes, clean it up, and pull myself together. I look down and the shirt my son tossed me says "Chicks dig my ride!" OMG....he did not do that to me.
So then I had to go talk to the attendance manager and tell her what is up because I did not log into my phone on time. Mind you she is a lesbian and I am wearing a shirt that says "Chicks dig my ride!" Talk about an ice breaker!!!
Then I get back to my chair and there is a message. It is my brother and he heard I needed a ride to work. I call him back and he starts to laugh as he tells me that he called my house and when he asked where I am the children bust out laughing that they sent their mom to work on a bike and she is wearing a "chicks dig my ride" shirt....
Very funny.
So, I make it through the day and I am going to go home and do laundry...but AH, the dryer does not work. I have a couple of choices...go dry it at my friends home, dry it at my brothers home, buy a dryer, or hang it out in the ...oh yeah, rain.
Welll, my car is broke so one, two, three options are out and in the rain is not too smart. I want to buy a dryer. A new one because for all the used freaking dryers and washers I have purchased...I could have gotten a nice new one and it would be FREAKING WORKING. (One would think) The same goes with the washer. The one I bought does not agitate. So not only are my clothes getting dingier, they are all wet too. I am tired of borrowing, settling...etc. I want to go buy a freaking dryer but the damn car is broke. And so is the car. I have the money to fix it all...but I have to deposit it in the bank.. AHHHHH but the bank is far, the car is broke and the bike has a flat and well I need one of them to get to the bank, then get the car to the shop, the mom (thats me) to the dryer store and the rest I can do if I had half a prayer.
Soooooooooooooooooo I am going to walk to the getting store. Get some damn dinner then, I am going to have a drink with the rum and soda I have in the closet and make a plan that I am not so sure I can follow to get my lard butt in shape. So when my clothes get dry...I might fit them....
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LIVID at knocking documentary
by avishai inwe give state funds for this sh*t?
phillip brumley's smug face on there?
well, here's how he twists words about child molesters......the person referred to in the story, the victim, is my brother.
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Yes, it's from a news story. It's been posted on here before, if you want the links, I'll show you. The blood issue kills more people than Jonestown every month, many of them children, that's also why it pissed me off, it's "gentle" and "Scientific" aspects. It's neither, it''s a brutal, painful way to die. Plus? Twenty years ago that guy could'nt even have gotten a liver transplant, according to JW tenets. Plus? It was narrated by that Hypocrite Terrence Howard, lead in a violent, vulgar and criminally irresponsible film "Hustle and flow". He was a witness when he did that too.
Morning Avi. Are ytou serious? about "Terrence Howard, lead in a violent, vulgar and criminally irresponsible film "Hustle and flow". He was a witness when he did that too." And on the other story you said at the beginning......well, I am again so sorry. Yes, I have heard that the film could not be watched without making one sick....not with stories like yours out there.
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Introduction
by Vernon Williams inin christ, by shared concerns and a common history, .
my name is vernon williams.
i live in monett, mo.
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Hi Vernon! My best gal lived there for years and was in the congregation there. It was there they faded.... It is quite a small place Monet is. Anyhow, she post here now and again. I lived in st James for several years. I do miss the wine. Can't get it here in Texas. Welcome again!!
OH, Ps.. I bet you worked with my ex-husband. He worked there I think at the chicken place. lol
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Hard line stance taken-results are in!
by dawg ini recently wrote a letter to every family member i could find an address to which exposed the wt org as the group of fools they actually are!
interesting thing is that not one letter was sent to my home congregation by anyone and the letter circulated to almost every family member i have; so instead of turning me in as i suspected they would do, they are talking about it openly and distributing it to all family members-even ones i couldn't find an address to.
i'm winning this war!
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Sparkplug
I'd love to read your letter, if you feel like sharing it.
I was curious too hemp! Hey BTW...How YOU doing?