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  Pet peeve-itis. Do you have it?

  by exwitless in

  1. social
  2. humour

  at the suggestion of sweetface, i decided to make a new thread about pet peeves.

  here's a few of mine:.

  1) being invited to a baby shower or bridal shower for someone whom i have never met, just so i will bring them a gift.

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  Or chew with the mouth open, it makes me ill.
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  Pet peeve-itis. Do you have it?

  by exwitless in

  1. social
  2. humour

  at the suggestion of sweetface, i decided to make a new thread about pet peeves.

  here's a few of mine:.

  1) being invited to a baby shower or bridal shower for someone whom i have never met, just so i will bring them a gift.

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  People that talk with food in their mouth. OMG Drives me crazy!!!
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  I want some Cheetos. How 'bout you?

  by Little Drummer Boy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  that's all.. just some crunchy cheetos.

  not the poofy kind.

  i like the crunchy ones.. dunno why.

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  They need to be flaming hot with some lucas salt on them. then we are talking. My teen daughters favorite snack. She kinda has me hooked right now.
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  Share a joke/Say something funny/Be Stupid thread

  by KW13 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  someone posted this on my site...thought it was funny.. in 1986, mike hogan was on holiday in kenya after graduating from.

  northwestern university.

  on a hike through the bush, he came across a. young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

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  A man and a woman was sitting beside each other in the first class section
  of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
  then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
  
  The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
  again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
  
  Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about
  the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
  As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than
  before.
  
  Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, "I couldn't
  help but notice" he said, "that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose
  and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"
  
  "I am sorry if I disturbed you," she replied. "I have a very rare medical
  condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
  
  The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never
  heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking
  anything for it?"
  
  The woman nodded, "Black Pepper."
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  Share a joke/Say something funny/Be Stupid thread

  by KW13 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  someone posted this on my site...thought it was funny.. in 1986, mike hogan was on holiday in kenya after graduating from.

  northwestern university.

  on a hike through the bush, he came across a. young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

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  It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude
  was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
  hypnotist do his stuff.
  
  As Claude went to the front of the meeting Room, he announced, "Unlike
  most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into
  a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
  audience."
  
  The excitement was almost electric
  As Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
  
  "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a Very
  special watch. It's been in my family for six Generations."
  
  
  He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
  
  The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
  gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a Hundred pieces.
  
  "Shit" said the Hypnotist.
  
  It took three days to clean up the senior center.
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  favorite movie lines

  by bigdreaux in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  mine is from animal house: .

  over!?!?!?!!?

  was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!?!?!?!?!

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  Marquis de Sade, "Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me." ~Quills

  One of my favorite movies.
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  My granddaughter 5 mos old passed away today...

  by Tatiana in

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  2. friends

  she was beautiful.

  her name was aliyah.

  she would have been 5 mos tomorrow.

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  I am so sorry hon, I cannot even imagine. My heart goes out to you and your family today.
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  news report for pedophiles

  by loosie in

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  2. current

  i need a news report regarding the wt pedophile lawsuits.

  does anybody know where i can find one?.

  it needs to come from a news site not an ex witness site.

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  Has anyone found one yet?
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  5000 PAGES OF DOCUMENTS OF JW PEDOPHILE CASES AVAILABLE! B ANDERSON BOOK

  by Seeker4 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  barbara anderson has just released a new book on cd that contains some 5000 pages of public court records from the nine lawsuits involving 16 victims that the wts settled secretly in may of this year, plus documents from two other cases the society settled in 2000 and 2006.. .

  its called secrets of pedophilia in an american religion: jehovahs witnesses in crisis.. .

  the book, and more info from barbara about it, is available here:.

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  Wow, I went and looked at some of those links and read the threads. Danny...you have people fighting mad. And yes most people that are witnesses think that this is a lie as if Barbara made fake papers. WTF? BUT...it has people looking I am sure. pages and pages of people looking. It also is quite curious how when you start to look how if questions cant be answered topics get buried under red herrings. Suddenly there are a ton of topics about why apostates hate Jehovahs people. It is sad really. The poor pitiful me syndrome.

  Even active witnesses saying how well they have planned for retirement and how all kids are watched by thier own parents so no kids are ever alone with anyone. It looks like possibly one lawyer for the JW's might be on a thread IMO because there sure is a huge argument as to why this has to be a fake doc buried under a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo slanted towards the society making it look as if this is just a huge for profit thing. One thread even was so proud of the two witness rule. How other churches would do good to adopt it. Wow.
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  You are not gonna believe this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by purplesofa in

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  2. friends

  purps says:.

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  Now that is something we all dream of! I can only imagine. Good for you and your friend. Can't wait!