mine is from animal house:
OVER!?!?!?!!? did you say over? was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!?!?!?!?!?
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mine is from animal house:
OVER!?!?!?!!? did you say over? was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!?!?!?!?!?
Announcer: You have a very special purpose in life. You’ve been chosen. The Island awaits you.
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Clone: "Who’s God?"
Steve Buscemi: "When you close your eyes, and you wish really, really hard for something? God’s the guy who ignores you."
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Clones: "So there really isn’t an island?"
Steve Buscemi: "Oh, great. I’m the one who has to tell the children there’s no Santa Claus."
Deuce Bigalow - "Must make pee pee."
Deuce Bigalow European Gigalo - "That's a huge bitch!"
The 40 Year Old Virgin - "It's not about butt-hole pleasures"
Legally Blonde - "I'm takin' the dog, DUMBASS!"
Austin Powers:
Austin Powers, pointing at a stranger in a casino yells: "There you are !"
The man replies: "Have we met?"
Austin Powers replies: "No, but that's where you are."
Airplane:
Lesley Neilson looks at the airline flight attendant and says: "The pilot needs to land this plane immediately, this man needs to get to a hospital !"
Flight attendant asks: "What is it?"
Lesley Neilson repies: "It's a big building that has sick people in it, but that's not important right now."
airplane
surely you can't be serious?
i am serious, and don't call me shirley.
Sixteen Candles - "Whatza happenin', Hot Stuff?"
HEY SEXY GIRLFRIENNNNDDDDD!!!!!
Automobile??????
Automobile??????
Anchorman:Legend of Ron Burgundy
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.