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  More luck than I deserve

  by IP_SEC in

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  how lucky was i to be born to my momma.

  by all rights she could be at the very least called on by two brothers.

  she let me stay a couple days with her to visit.

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  Sparkplug

  Freaking lucky IP-Sec! Kudos to your mom!
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  I'm new....

  by Musicjunkie in

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  i'm jake.. i'm 21. and, i'm new to this site.

  so, i just thought i'd introduce myself.

  i personally, don't have any angst against the jw org., i'm just not involved in it anymore like i was.

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  Welcome young one.
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  Do YOU Look Like YOUR Avatar/JWD mini-pic

  by RAYZORBLADE in

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  do you look like your jwd profile pic?.

  just curious.. that stupid pic of me in a columbia rain jacket is real.

  it's 2 yrs.

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  Yes it is I! And that is all I have to say about that. Uh hum!
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  One should always speak good of the dead...

  by avishai in

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  jesse helms is dead.

  good.

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  reincarnation as a mosquito sound in order?
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  "How to keep an idiot busy for 30 minutes."

  by Quirky1 in

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  john doe asked for this.. www.biglongnow.com

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  That is so not right!
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  Would you pay $33.50 for a two-ounce bottle of "concentrated water"?

  by nvrgnbk in

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  what's colorless and tasteless and smells like .

  money?by shankar vedantamwashington post staff writer .

  monday, june 30, 2008; page a01 in tokyo and paris, you can now spend $5 a glass on special beverages selected by a professional sommelier.

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  Great way to wake up! Funny as all get out. Dorktakular~ Your name is so telling on that one. Made me laugh though! Morning all, Dexi
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  Frantic call from my son!

  by Sparkplug in

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  my son who is very (for lack of a better word) "square" was trying out his new drivers license by running errands for me today.

  i about had to die when i got a call from him from the printing shop.

  i had asked him to drop some photos off for me and wait to get them picked up.

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  That is funny! Well until it is sprung on you with no notice. lol I can laugh now...Now I say. I know a lady I worked with who was very uptight and quiet one day told me that her son when he was a teen rented out his bedroom to the neighborhood kids as a romping place. I am sure that it must have blown her mind when she unearthed this. I know that it was strangely comforting to know that other parents survive.
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  Frantic call from my son!

  by Sparkplug in

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  my son who is very (for lack of a better word) "square" was trying out his new drivers license by running errands for me today.

  i about had to die when i got a call from him from the printing shop.

  i had asked him to drop some photos off for me and wait to get them picked up.

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  My son who is very (for lack of a better word) "square" was trying out his new drivers license by running errands for me today. I about had to die when I got a call from him from the printing shop. I had asked him to drop some photos off for me and wait to get them picked up. Well poor guy fell victim to my oddness and I had him walk into it without thinking.

  I get this phone call from a VERY embarrassed boy. He got there and halfway putting in what to print, he realized that he had nude photos of a pregnant lady, a handful of Rastafarian's, a Mexican/American wedding, the rainbow family looking bunch of kiddos, newborn nekkid bumm photos with the mom and dad (baby held to chest), and a crop of photos of my friends boy who had the worst black eye. HE looks beat to hell.

  HE called up and was flustered and wondering WHY I had made him look like the worlds biggest weirdo. I see his point , NOW, that he is back and thoroughly embarrassed and at odds with the mix. I did have to laugh for a good long time about it. It was one of those mom moments that just 'gets' you. Very sweet and touching it was to my soul and funny bone.

  So any of you have those moments where your kids just find the things you do so very off?
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  Hambeak~In and out of Hospital~Not so Good

  by Sparkplug in

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  last week hambeak was in the hospital having had another stroke and i believe heart attack.

  i am not sure if he is following on the board, but he may be at home by now.

  i stopped by his work seeing he was determined to be back at work...two days after the hospital...i told him not to, but you know he is stubborn.

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  Oh yeah then he let me know he had been on life support and one of his med had poisioned him while he was in. GD boy.. Then topped off by he is back at work. I worry so about him. I swear he caused this next gray hair I found!
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  Hambeak~In and out of Hospital~Not so Good

  by Sparkplug in

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  last week hambeak was in the hospital having had another stroke and i believe heart attack.

  i am not sure if he is following on the board, but he may be at home by now.

  i stopped by his work seeing he was determined to be back at work...two days after the hospital...i told him not to, but you know he is stubborn.

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  Ok.. I just spoke to Hambeak and I swear that he has not lost his sick sense of humor. He answered the phone, "autopsy!"