LMAO and thanks for the beer! I really need about 10.
Cheers
Sparkplug
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Barbie For Texans
by Sparkplug inok, i must fess up, someone sent me this as an e-mail...but there are a lot of texans on this board and i thought you might enjoy it.... gives everyone a clue into texas girls.
(yes it is a joke).
mattel recently announced the release of limited edition barbie dolls.
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Barbie For Texans
by Sparkplug inok, i must fess up, someone sent me this as an e-mail...but there are a lot of texans on this board and i thought you might enjoy it.... gives everyone a clue into texas girls.
(yes it is a joke).
mattel recently announced the release of limited edition barbie dolls.
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Sparkplug
Valley Ranch Barbie? Now what is the difference between the plain ol original plastic Barbie and her?
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Barbie For Texans
by Sparkplug inok, i must fess up, someone sent me this as an e-mail...but there are a lot of texans on this board and i thought you might enjoy it.... gives everyone a clue into texas girls.
(yes it is a joke).
mattel recently announced the release of limited edition barbie dolls.
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Sparkplug
Elsewhere. Dallas must be too big to narrow down all personalities. Is it not funny though.
<- Notice the face I am making! Not sure if it is to cover laughter or crying!
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Barbie For Texans
by Sparkplug inok, i must fess up, someone sent me this as an e-mail...but there are a lot of texans on this board and i thought you might enjoy it.... gives everyone a clue into texas girls.
(yes it is a joke).
mattel recently announced the release of limited edition barbie dolls.
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Sparkplug
Ok, I must fess up, someone sent me this as an E-mail...but there are a lot of Texans on this board and I thought you might enjoy it...
Gives everyone a clue into Texas girls. (yes it is a joke)
Mattel recently announced the release of limited edition Barbie Dolls
for the Dallas market:
Plano Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Willowbend Mall. She comes with an
assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign
Lapdog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter dream house with a saguaro
cactus in front. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift.
Workaholic ex-husband Ken comes with a Porsche.
Richardson Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan
and matching gym suit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time
occupation or secondary education. Traffic- jamming cell phone sold
separately. Can swear in English, Spanish or Chinese. Available at
Target.
Oak Cliff Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, bowie knife, a
'78 El Camino with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model
is only available after dark and can only be bought with cash,
preferably small bills, unless you are a cop, then we don't know what
you are talking about.
Park Cities Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer
H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card set, and country
club membership. Also available are Shallow Ken and Spanish-speaking
Nanny. This University Park Barbie hasn't been affordable since the
early 1980's.
Mesquite Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a classic Metallica shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her
shoulder. Wants to major in NASCAR at Eastfield College. She has a
six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams,Jr CD set. She can spit over
5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her
pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker
absolutely free. Available at Ross or at special locations in Canton onFirst Mondays.
Garland Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
Beer-Gut Ken out of Mesquite Barbie's (discontinued) house. Her ensemble
includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry
lip-gloss, and a see-through halter-top. Comes with Barbie's dream
doublewide trailer. Available at Wal-Mart. Cheap.
North Dallas Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears leopard print Spandex
and drinks cosmopolitans to new age music with friends at the lodge.
Into crystals. Comes with Percocet prescription and botox. Also cheap.
Grand Prairie Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional
accessories include a G.E.D. and bus pass to UTA. Gangsta Ken and his
'79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the
addition of the infant.
Denton Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need
a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Oak Lawn Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker free.
McKinney Barbie
Is pregnant, drives a new Ford Excursion, and is perfect in every way.
We don't know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or in
Japanon business. McKinney Barbie aspires to become Plano Barbie. Not
cheap but still very naive.
West Dallas Barbie
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired
temporary plates and three babies in the back, without car seats. This
is the only Barbie willing to do manual labor. Ken comes in a
meat-packer's uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand.
Green cards are not yet available for West Dallas Barbie or Ken.
Available at Carnival or Fiesta Stores only.
Oak Lawn Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply
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am i a prophet?
by tsunami_rid3r inok im not crazy.
but ive had dreams of getting into accidents in my truck 3 times(has happened 3 times).
something bad like theft happening to this girl at work at night time(happened recently, she lost 500 bucks).
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Sparkplug
I have the most vivid dreams. I keep a book of the really strange or important ones. (or at least they seem to me). If it is a bad dream, or even if not, I often have to wait a couple of hours in the AM to decypher if the things in my head are dreams or reality. When it is good, my dreams that is, it is good. When it is bad...It is really bad.
Maybe that is why I have been off all week. I started the week with fubar dreams.
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Do you judge others...
by jeanniebeanz in.
by their choice of words?
do bigger words equate to higher intelligence?.
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Sparkplug
I am not sure sure it makes ou intellegent if no one can understand you or give a darn about what you have to say because the purposefully placed large words tend to tire one out. Don't get me wrong, I am still trying to learn what I can so that I may understand what people write, or say. Knowledge is good, but I do like to keep it 'real.'
Hey Evil!
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Did I miss the Screw your neighbor memo?
by Sparkplug inmaybe i am at the end of what seemed like the worlds longest day, but i swear it seemed like there was so much hocus pocus going on at work today that i thought i would go mad.
how is this for starters?.
the jw that sits near me just got back from her convention this weekend.
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lilbit-Actually I am still out of joint. I thought I would be better the next day till I woke up and some sick troll got his/her jollies out of posting the most vile craaaaap I have ever seen. Then I had a good 1/2 hour first thing in the morning and was to stressed to stop the person from doing it...so I took it out on my morning walk. Then today, well I woke up to London and all of those poor people. I am still searching for the right words to post on that. So I will keep silent on it for now.
So in alignment with your advice, I am drinking a black cherry smirnoff...editing pictures and working. Will that suffice...it kind of has to. Thanks for the interest. I am not sure how to snap out of it. I think i just need to work harder.
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I like how it looks like his mirror...Sweet
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Did I miss the Screw your neighbor memo?
by Sparkplug inmaybe i am at the end of what seemed like the worlds longest day, but i swear it seemed like there was so much hocus pocus going on at work today that i thought i would go mad.
how is this for starters?.
the jw that sits near me just got back from her convention this weekend.
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Sparkplug
Nina,
I had him stuttering by the time he pulled up to the terminal. I covered child abuse, hypocrisy, my dad's suicide due to rotten elders, lack of love or anything resembling Jesus' teachings, and finished off with the thought that if the early Christian congregation turned away from Jesus' basic teachings, then it could happen again.
I love you! That was great
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Silly lovers talk
by greendawn insome psychologists believe that people in love unconsciously wish to return to an infantile state of mind.
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what things do lovers say which you think are infantile or otherwise silly?
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Sparkplug
How about, "Let's get married?'"
Now that is so very funny. DoofDaddy- I think I am in love with your humor!