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Will The Bethelite Who Created Sparlock Be Sparlocked?
by DT in
1. jw
2. friends
what do you think?.
Honesty

I hope not.
We need people like him who show the world just how crazy the Governing Body is.
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Who Are Doing Jehovah's Will Today-Text!
by Atlantis in
1. watchtower
2. bible
we also meet together at our kingdom halls to study the bible and to worship.

find out more.

(sidebar: where does the money go?.
Honesty

What a load of BS
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Sparlock and The Simpsons
by Honesty in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://sparlockthewarriorwizard.wordpress.com/2012/05/31/sparlock-and-the-simpsons/.

if rumors are true, and they generally are, then sparlock the warrior wizard is set to make a special guest appearance on an upcoming episode of the simpsons.. .

according to matt groening, the shows creator, sparlock will feature in a simpsons episode to air on thanksgiving day.
Honesty

http://sparlockthewarriorwizard.wordpress.com/2012/05/31/sparlock-and-the-simpsons/
If rumors are true, and they generally are, then Sparlock the Warrior Wizard is set to make a special guest appearance on an upcoming episode of The Simpsons.
According to Matt Groening, the shows creator, Sparlock will feature in a Simpsons episode to air on Thanksgiving Day. “It was only natural due to the popularity of Sparlock the Warrior Wizard,” Groening explained, “that he would end up on this show.”
The story involves a series of mind-numbing events triggered by an incident within the First Church of Springfield. Reverend Lovejoy proclaims that “God hates Sparlock the Warrior Wizard” and instructs the congregation to “destroy all Sparlock toys to obey God and make him happy.”
Homer Simpson, upon arriving home, makes a panicked three-second search through the Holy Bible and finds no reference to Sparlock whatsoever.
Reverend Lovejoy is admitted to a psychiatric asylum for the religiously insane. Lovejoy ends up sharing a room with Anthony Morris III, a member of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses, who has been clinically diagnosed as suffering from a severe case of apostaphobia brought on by an imaginary fear of apostates and small plastic toys.
In the asylum, Morris further explains to Lovejoy that, “to obey God one must hate, not only Sparlock the Warrior Wizard, but also the mentally diseased,” adding the warning that, “if you go near them you will catch their disease and you will die.”
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Sparlock - the aposta-superhero
by Lady Viola in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i don't know about you, but i would love a sparlock t-shirt!!

any creative apostates who can make a digital drawing of the wizard??

:-d. .
Honesty

Sparlock the magical Special Pioneer who gets in 150 hours a month during a two day
apostate binge and you can too if you are in his car group.
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Sparlock Links And Artwork
by DT in
1. jw
2. friends
we already have at least fifteen threads about sparlock the warrior wizard at last count.

it's getting difficult to keep track of his exploits.

i thought it might help if we can consolidate the links and artwork about him in this thread.
Honesty

Caleb learned a valuable lesson today.
"If my nut-job JW momma ever sees any of my new toys again the bitch will
guilt me into throwing them in the trash bin."
Fast forward 10 years and Caleb will be just like all the JW teenagers who lead
double lives.
Congratulations, Gubbnin' Buddy. You are fostering another generation of two-faced JW's with your
crazy illustrations about your silly little demon god.
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Sparlock ? Can somebody ,in a nutshell explain this ? to us oldies ! What does it have to do with the WTB&TS
by smiddy in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i`m sorry but i am having trouble digesting what is happening here , is it jw of origin ?

what`s it`s message ?

who is it targeted at ?
Honesty

No, the name Sparlock can't be protected by copyright. But they could possibly sue for trademark infringement or intellectual property rights if someone tried to produce a toy wizard called Sparlock with the same likeness.
A new toy wizard is on the drawing board at Hasbeen Toy Co....
Sparlock the Special Pioneer.
He gets in 150 hours a month in 2 days.
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poor teddy and luke sparlock on FB...i have warned them they are famous now worldwide..they are the only two sparlocks on fb
by oompa in
1. jw
2. friends
Honesty

No doubt about it...
I am going to have to friend sparlock wizzard.
The faithless and diseased slave don't know it yet but they have created a new generation
of JW's who are being taught to lead a double life by hiding their toys from their nut-job
Jehovah's Witness parents.
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Instructions on Circuit Assembly Booklet
by MC RubberMallet in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
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Honesty

Take your time.
I want to see if it has anything of importance to some JW's who are confused about the
Accounts Report that is read during the assemblies.
LOL
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Instructions on Circuit Assembly Booklet
by MC RubberMallet in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
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Honesty

Can you scan the pages dealing with 'Accounts servants' and convention donation reports?
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Here is a pic of Stephen Lett and his wife.
by Iamallcool in
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2. friends
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Honesty

Both of them have evil eyes.