LITIGIOUS CLASS--Spark threads with over a dozen pages each that build false hope for a class action lawsuit in a basically fundamentalist country.
CONSPIRACY CLASS--Not satisfied with the level of evil in the commonly known things about the cult, these folks crave revenge and satiety by searching for skeletons in the closet. Often takes the form of statements that jws were Masons and alien activity is associated with jws.
SNICKERING DOG CLASS--This class is currently limited to one person who makes irreverent, hilarious posts.
UADNA CLASS--You wish you were cool enough to be one of us. You're Googling "UADNA" right now.