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  Was Adam "born" Circumsized ?

  by RubaDub in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i guess we have to assume that jesus was circumcised on the 8th day but what about adam?

  he was "perfect", so did he have the weenie cut or not?.

  i would like to bring this question up at a "get-together".. rub a dub .

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  Yes, Adam was circumcised when he was 8 days old.

  Jehovah made Adam fall into a deep sleep.

  Because there were no other people in existence yet, Jehovah used animals to perform the procedure. They bandaged the wound with fig leaves.
  
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  Evil Bible

  by Simon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  hadn't seen this site before, i thought i'd share it:.

  http://www.evilbible.com/.

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  rebel8

  That's one of the top 10 best websites on the Internet. I use it a lot.
  
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  I heard a knock on the door, and...

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ..."we are"--at this point i began shaking my head no--"stopping by to share a scripture.".

  she had the wt and bible in her hand.. "please do not come to this house ever again.".

  "ok we will put you on the do not call list.

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  ..."We are"--at this point I began shaking my head no--"stopping by to share a scripture."

  She had the wt and bible in her hand.
  

  "Please do not come to this house ever again."

  "OK we will put you on the do not call list. Thank you."

  <shuts door>

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  Do you feel a need or desire to help or talk to cultists for any reason? In most cases, I don't.
  
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  Should I get babtized?

  by BlackWolf in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know this sounds like a ridiculous question but i was talking with my mom in the car today and of course we got on the topic of getting babtized again.

  she told me that jehovah holds me accountable for my sins regardless of wether i am babtized or not so i have no reason to be holding back because it won't change anything.

  my parents are the type of super strict jw who will shun you just for not being a witness.

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  1. Say yes, enthusiastically!
  2. Share the baptism questions on here and tell us when your meeting with the elders is to go over each question.
  3. We will help you prepare and give you answers that are both hilarious and thought-provoking. You will be totally complying with your parents' wishes while having a riotously good time and disqualifying yourself.
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  Should I get babtized?

  by BlackWolf in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know this sounds like a ridiculous question but i was talking with my mom in the car today and of course we got on the topic of getting babtized again.

  she told me that jehovah holds me accountable for my sins regardless of wether i am babtized or not so i have no reason to be holding back because it won't change anything.

  my parents are the type of super strict jw who will shun you just for not being a witness.

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  1. Disappear overnight.

  2. Come back with a glowing smile.

  3. Tell them you got baptized by elopement--it's a new trend among youth--you disappear like someone running away to get married, but you get baptized instead.
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  I'm enough of a cynic to believe that this site is probably run by an apostate who is using "Yes, we are Jehovah's Witnesses" as a form of "Anti-Theocratic Warfare".

  I am seriously thinking of doing this, but this is me we're talking about, so the messages will need to be a lot more on the edge.
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  The Brooklyn tie tacks were so popular, they're on back order.

  I want to ask them if they could make a Watchtower Farms pollution bookbag.
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  Pioneers, are you dismayed that you don't have fancy job titles or prestigious college degrees to show off? Your search is over! Now you can tote around this keychain that proves you are superfine. And this is a great way for singles to show off your spiritual status.

  
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  Brothers, are you having a hard time finding a spiritual mateTM? We have a solution. Attract them younger, before the other brothers get their mitts on them! Wear this lollipop tie tack as a conversation starter with pre-pubescent dubbies.

  
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  When you find yourself having an urge to masturbate, wear this handy reminder of jehoho's rules about self abuse!