1 I own not one but TWO demonic windchimes
2 I do not obey my husband
3 I went to college
4 I wear skirts that show my kneecaps
5 I decide for myself what I am going to believe
6 I take jehoho's name in vain, and often
7 I stay in hotels not approved by The Society
8 I vote
10 I say The Pledge
11 I hold leadership positions over men
12 I do yoga
13 I accept blood products
14 I served on jury duty
15 I got married in a church
16 I support gay marriage
17 I toast
18 I've gambled
19 I listen to holiday music
20 I have piercings
21 I have read books from other religions, including witchcrafts
22 And finally, I talk to all you disfellowshipped people