relax REBEL I would think that if you were able to direct your urine into a toilet bowl with a vagina while standing is proof positive that your appointment is by holy spirit
"Dear brothers,
I wrote to you a few weeks ago and haven't heard back. I need to give you an update and again plead with you for help. Things are getting worse!
I elbowed the brothers in the back after the Thursday meeting and said, "Can you believe that Sister Jones, wearing lip gloss and leaving 2 buttons unbuttoned on her blouse? What a harlot!"
I balanced my checkbook all by myself today without even asking my husband to check it for accuracy.
I can now write my name in the snow. HELP!!"