Posts by maximumflash

My new favorite word!! Have no clue how to pronounce it!!!! This word is the name of a village in Wales. If I were from this village I think I would say I was from Cleveland just because I can't say the name of the town let alone spell it without help. Can you imagine having to address an envelope with this return address when paying bills?!!!!!!

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Whatever!!

by LuckyLucy in

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what is your favorite one word saying..

maximumflash

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.....

I think it is in the dictionary.

edited because I mispelled this 45 letter word by 1 letter.

Edited by - maximumflash on 5 August 2002 20:56:33

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Looking for someone. . .

by drahcir yarrum in

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if anyone knows cortland johnson, i need to get in touch with him.

the last i knew he was living in las vegas.

he and i grew up as jw's together in kansas and were at bethel together.

maximumflash

lol@animal

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FAMOUS QUOTES...........

by Mary in

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just to lighten the mood, let's all try to think of a famous quote and apply it to something in the organization, see how it turns out....just in case someone's not familiar with the quote, i've put where they're really from at the bottom.........

"i did not - have - sexual - relations - with that woman!

" --------charles t. russell at his divorce hearing when asked about an adulterous relationship; .

maximumflash

"Dave's not here!" - what I yell everytime a JW knocks on my door

Cheech and Chong

"Get the kid a weapon!" - what I say to my wife everytime a JW knocks on my door

Men in Black

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what is your scent????

by sunshineToo in

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i know there has been a anti-perfume thread.

but does anyone use light or moderate amount of perfume or aftershave?

if you do, what is your scent?

maximumflash

I like Eternity and Obsession. Of course I only wear them when I want to impress someone which is never. I probably don't smell that good day to day because I work outside in 100 degree weather. I call it the "manly smell."

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Another NIGERIAN scam me thinks!

by Trotafox in

trot just received this e-mail: .

greetings, i am paul baba, bank manager of orient bank of nigeria, lagos branch.

i have urgent and very .

maximumflash

Collection of Various Aliases used by Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud Scammers A-B

BAB
Paul Baba	Dr. Gerald Babangidda	Dr. Abbas Baba

http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/Nigerian/scammer_names.htm

West African Fraud / Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud in Internet Fraud and Email Scams

http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/Crimes/Business/nigerian.htm

Edited by - maximumflash on 4 August 2002 3:44:58

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Hello

by jozb5 in

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er i thought there was an introduction page but i guess this will do nicely.

my name is josie and i am a longtime lurker.

i just recently got up the nerve to post something and i thought i should make a more formal hello.. i was raised with the borg but i never got baptised and i'm glad to say neither has any of my siblings.

maximumflash

welcome! Looking foward to your posts!

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Does God Exist? He Sure Does

by comforter in

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does god exist?

god is evidenced by his creation, his word, and the relationship that believers have with him.

sadly, i notice that a lot of former jws either do not believe in god or believe in some false god of the nations.

maximumflash

Don't return to the vomit of Satan's world.
Comfort

I am swimming in the "vomit of Satan" and loving every minute of it!!!!!!!

Just because I don't believe in God (never have), does this mean that I am a bad person? Does this mean that I do not have any values because I wasn't taught values by a religion (never had one)? Does this mean that I do not have any morals as to what is right or wrong? Does this mean that I am evil?

From what I have read on this board, saw in the media, and heard from other people, there are HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of acts of religious violence that have occurred just in my short lifetime. Many of these acts not recorded. Think about all the acts of religious violence committed since the recording of history began.

Think about this....

23,720 and counting..

Child Molesters on file at the home office in .

I'd rather be in "the vomit of Satan's world" where these people will be reported to the proper authorities!!!!!!!

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Who Here Believes in God?

by The_Bad_Seed in

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personally, i do not believe god ever has or ever will exist.

i have my reasons -- i guess i could be considered an agnostic, rather than an athiest.

i was curious to see what the larger part of the former borg community believed, now looking from the outside in, rather than the opposite.

maximumflash

I am God!!! Or at least that is what my wife screams during........ did I say that out loud???

Don't let her read this!!!