Put's to bed.
Cranks up tunes!
Lights the disco ball...
Opens bar.
Where iz all you party poopers anyhow?? Did you already goez to bed??
although it is very rude to ask such a question of a lady, .
happy 5000 to me!
*phones in a pizza order to celebrate* .
Put's to bed.
Cranks up tunes!
Lights the disco ball...
Opens bar.
Where iz all you party poopers anyhow?? Did you already goez to bed??
today i went into a charity shop near where i live.
it was the cancer research shop.
when i was there i noticed a nwt , (the new softback version), sitting on the shelf amongst the bric-a-brac.
See... I just usually toss the stuff now... need to get back to this kind of thing instead!
Wha'choo think? :)
What you want
Baby, I got
What you need
Do you know I got it?
All I'm askin'
Is for a little chocolate, Yeah baby... OO.. OO.. OO.. You know you want it...
Offers peace offering.
although it is very rude to ask such a question of a lady, .
happy 5000 to me!
*phones in a pizza order to celebrate* .
How did you know today is my Birthday??
Today's your B-Day???
Woo-Hoo! Double party!
*turns music up real loud*
J
my wife and i had a "bible study" with an elder and his wife yesterday (9-11-09) and the topic was marraige.
the book we covered was "keeping yourself in god's love.
" this particular "bible study" was based primarily on the topic we covered in the book and, of course, there was a lot of "hop scotching" of the bible.
They view your saying 'yes' to this vow as a legally binding contract with them,not dedication to god through the sacrafice of his son. That is the basis for their hard-line on disfellowshipping. You signed a contract to stay one of us. If you violate this contract, you will be kicked out and the congregation can have no further contact with you (if they know what's good for them).
It's legalistic bull-crap-o-rama.
And, Welcome! :)
J
although it is very rude to ask such a question of a lady, .
happy 5000 to me!
*phones in a pizza order to celebrate* .
*rescues the aquarium from Mr. Flippers who is eyeing the guppies* Hmmm... Perhaps a was not the best thing to give him on an empty stomach. Shoo! Shoo! Get away from them... *Offers *
What was that Palmtree?
*Looks over and sees that John has moved on to The Bump and is trying to teach Palmtree using questionable methods*
John, that is not appropriate at all! Don't make me call your retirement home shuttle!
*John let's go of Palmtree's HustleBustle and goes back to his chair. *
although it is very rude to ask such a question of a lady, .
happy 5000 to me!
*phones in a pizza order to celebrate* .
Damn-it, John!
*attempts to keep the Ancient One from falling as he tries to demonstrate his expertise at dancing 'The Hustle'... escorts him to his walker and a chair.*
Here!
Can someone please watch him, and for pity's sake, don't let him fall. He may break a hip!
*goes to the door to retrieve the B-Day Cake*
J
Jean is walking along minding her own business when, she trips over something and *Ca-THUD*
*Notices Jonesie*
Hey, what is this woman doing here? I didn't see her!
J
although it is very rude to ask such a question of a lady, .
happy 5000 to me!
*phones in a pizza order to celebrate* .
I was wondering where the fly-swatter went...