I would be a elder in my 20's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO
got a year hummmmm
on tv in uk tonight at 9o/c is a program called...the top 50 worse predictions....im sure some of them will be tongue-in-cheek but it will be interesting to see if religious predictions are mentioned esp jw ones..i will let you know....in the mean time what would you include outside of jw ones
I would be a elder in my 20's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO
got a year hummmmm
what is this awesome cultish phrase meant to signify?.
'make the truth your own!'.
i ask this because it has always 'irritated' me when people talk about jw children : 'he's made the truth his own now!'.
I must have misunderstood????? I made Ruth my own and got DFED for it WTF!!!!!
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wonder just when this was taken.
i thought he was a bit younger looking then this: .
ok thats better
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wonder just when this was taken.
i thought he was a bit younger looking then this: .
You enclosed it so well no one can see it!
ok, i have heard that the elder/annointed who gave me the questions for baptism is a huge apostate now...whoo hoo.
but i do have a few questions i am curious about and thought i would give him a call.
so if you could ask the elder who gave you the questions and the ok to be baptized into the jw's, what would you ask?.
*question to brother* "If I kept the receipt can I take my baptism back????"
ummmm...... way to much time on your hands bro. Just a fluke I guess, it is cool though.
after all these years of going to meetings, what did the average jw learn?
(add to the list).
1. god's name is probably jehovah or yahweh .
1. How to keep secrets
2. How to get away with keeping secrets
3. How to cover the smell of booze
4. How to underline all the right answers w/out reading the question
5. How to sell ice to eskimos (has come in handy with my biz)
6. How to get dfed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im noticing something reading the post about things up at bethel.
whats the deal with so many of the old bethelites having so much money.
being at this site has made me remember my first marriage.
Yeah you got to watch those po kids!!!!! heheheheh *po kid*
this idea came to while i was in the chat... i got a couple... you guys chip in with whatever ya got.. "i'd rather be posting on jwd" and.
"my other car is an office chair".
i know those are weak- but somebody's got some good ones...
"My son is a Apostate on JWD"
such a momentus occasion, i've become a junior member!
SHOW OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is so, so close* lmao congrats