Ugh... It's only just dawned on me how much they regurgitate the same lame excuses why you shouldn't do ANYTHING worthwhile that they consider threatening. I remember being told "You should spend your free time in service to Jehovah and reading the publications" as the reason I couldn't do pretty much anything growing up, sports, movies, clubs etc etc etc.
I also loved the somewhat cryptic line of reasoning about the organization being the only line of communication that Christians need. Since I use the internet for things like coupons and recipes also are they going to start putting those in the publications? Might be a good idea. I wouldn't mind perusing an Awake magazine to get $1 off my next purchase of Tide. Of course next thing people would be getting disfellowshipped for putting walnuts in their chocolate chip cookie recipes.... that would be going beyond what is written.
Ok... sorry. Its late and Im tired.