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  Fraud?

  by NICKITA in

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  it seems that many who post on this board hold that the jw organization is a fraud, schemed mainly bu the g.b.

  members.

  but so far i have never read something as to the reasons behind the fraud.

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  BugEye

  Hello Nickita

  Most people in here are bitter individuals who have reasons for distrusting the WTBTS.
  Some were removed for immoral conduct and so have even more hatred.

  Hatred and bitterness induce people to invent directions and objects for their hatred.
  In many cases, once they leave they "throw the baby out with the bath water" and
  regard anything about the WTBTS with loathing and suspicion.

  The actual "evidence" that the GB are money hungry or power hungry is scant and
  flimsy and although some of it may be true, there is not enough information to
  convict anyone.

  However, having said that, they still disobey the bible and are obviously not Gods
  voice on earth.

  Dave
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

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  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Two blondes and a brunette were walking down the beach when a seagull dumps a load on one of the blondes.

  The brunette says "I'll go and get some toilet paper."

  When she left, one blonde turns to the other blonde and says "Boy, is she ever stupid. By the time she gets back, that seagull will be miles away."
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

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  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer.

  The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya??? Where ya from, boy?"

  The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

  The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

  The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

  The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

  The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

  The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Percussive Maintenance:

  The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

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  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  GOOD Job:

  A "GetOutOfDebt" job. A well paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Assmosis:

  The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Alpha Geek:

  The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here."
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Swiped Out:

  An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Blamestorming:

  Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible
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  Just a few more

  by BugEye in

  1. social
  2. humour

  joey's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.".

  the mother wrote back the next day, "if you find a solution, please advise.

  i have the same problem with his father.

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  BugEye

  Seagull Manager:

  A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits on everything and then leaves.